Longrow Whisky

Yeah, right on. Stereos should be banned too. And sat-navs. Only one
person should be allowed in a car at any one time, as people talking is
a distraction too. All roads should be lined with 5 metre high blank
walls so people aren't distracted by buildings & pedestrians. Warning
lights should be removed from dashboards - especially ones that flash.

Alternatively, the government could just **** off with all this 'we
must protect you from yourselves' shit, & concentrate on how to enforce
existing laws rather than invent shedloads of new un-enforcable ones
(at great expense).

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'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

And more loud applause.

Ali

 

My old 'white hat' boss used to delight in thinking up surreal
legislation. One of his masterpieces was 'The Euthanasia, Christmas Day
Exemption Regulations'.

Just wait until the 'Personal Health Responsibility, Minimum Dietary
Fibre Intake, Faecal Composition Testing Regulations' Inspector comes to
call one day in the future.

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<snort>

She's a wumman, ffs. Anything better than the IQ of a fuchsia is a
bonus.

But apart from that - are you always such a small-minded,
objectionable ****?

 

If you don't like the smell why do you go to pubs/clubs?
(work is no excuse)
People have always smoked in pubs/clubs.
No one forces you to go to a pubs/clubs.

I hate the smell of cheap perfume, curry and many other things, lets ban
them eh?

Been to Scotland lately?
Every pub stinks of BO, farts and cheap tarts perfume.

Passive smoking as a health risk is total bollocks.
Show me actual proof not opinion!

FACT!
Motorcycle exhaust gases are 1000 times more dangerous than tobacco smoke.

 

Sort your fucking sig out, newbie[1]

[1] Hah!

 

Except that none of those is as dangerous as a lit dog-end dropped in
your crutch. I'm with Ace on this one.

 

She flattered, but in a dilemma as to the which you and WUN should take.
Therefore has decided that perhaps WUN and yourself are more suited to
each other, so to speak ;o)



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Dnc

B12, ZZR11
A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport
MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

heh. I wouldn't really put ESB in the 'lunchtime pint' category,
especially four pints, and even moreso if I wanted to do something in
the afternoon.

You should have stuck to Pride.

 

Colin Irvine wrote

Kin right on and they should make corks easier to get out of bottles.

You wouldn't believe the number of times I have seen some very nasty
accidents nearly happen when I have done this. Someone could get hurt.
Which is why I only ever drink champagne when I am driving and *always*
open a window to let the cork out.

 

Thank you for your informed argument Forest Chump

http://www.who.int/tobacco/en/atlas10.pdf


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And just who typed that?

Either way, you can just fro!

 

I did.

Righto, doing so now Sah!



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Dnc

B12, ZZR11
A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport
MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Which part of "not opinion" do you not understand?

 

I knew you always had an empty wine bottle to hand when driving, but
clearly I'd misunderstood the reason why.

 

Ken again?

OK, but I would bet the future of my child's health on a WHO opinion
against yours any day.


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I'd rather have a lit dog-end in my lap than a van on my head because
the driver was too busy reprogramming his GPS or fiddling with his
stereo.

But the point is lobbing a dog-end out the window already breaks at
least two (practically un-enforcable) laws. Adding another one won't
make a blind bit of difference, other than to the government's coffers,
which will be considerably lighter having spent a fortune conceiving
this crap.

Besides, I'd happily suffer the occasional dog-end interface[1] if it
meant a bit more of our personal freedom wasn't eroded.

[1] Which incidentally has never happened in 23 years of road riding.
Maybe you need to address your positioning & observation if it happens
to you regularly enough to be a concern.

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Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

Going off at a tangent what was the name of that show that starred the bloke
who played Manuel as someone who went to heaven after being hit on the
temple by a champagne cork...? I was a bit young so I can't actually
remember if it was any good or not, though...

Dave

 

"Dead Ernest."

 

And having imdb-ed that it seems it was pretty shite.... Good job I was
still very, very young back then, eh....?

Dave