Lonely Robin

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ace, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. Ace

    Ace Guest

    I'm not normally bothered by the death of small furred or feathered
    creatures, keeping cats as I do, but I was struck by the pathos of an
    incident the morning.

    I was lying in bed reading[1] this morning when I caught a slight
    movement out of the corner of my eye and heard a thud as something hit
    the window (french door). Nothing moved for a minute or two, so I got
    up to have a look and saw a Robin lying there, on its back, legs in
    the air, completely motionless. About three feet away is another
    robin, presumably its mate, sitting there going 'cheep cheep' as it
    waits for the first one to join it.

    I left it for another minute or two, then opened the door to retrieve
    it, in case it was just unconscious but in danger of dying if it lay
    in the snow at -6C for very long. Sadly it was dead, so after I'd
    given up on it and put it in the kitchen bin I came back to bed, to
    see the other robin still sitting outside calling. Stayed there, on
    and off, for at least the half hour until I got up.

    Rather poignant, I felt.


    [1] The Silmarillion, as it happens.
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    Ace, Jan 26, 2007
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    No need for a bow and arrow then.
    IIRC robins don't mate for life and they may be time to find another
    mate.

    Anyway they are used to a bit of nature red in tooth and claw.

    "Each robin then attempts to pin its rival to the ground. The victor
    rains blows down on the vanquished bird's head particularly around the
    eyes even blinding or killing it."


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    Pete Fisher, Jan 26, 2007
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    Pip Guest

    British or European?

    As an aside, the American Robin has a rather childishly amusing name,
    Turdus migratorius. As long as it only migrates in a southerly
    direction that's fine, eh?
     
    Pip, Jan 26, 2007
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  4. Ace

    Ace Guest

    Dunno. How'd I tell the difference? These ones look like all the
    others we get around (lots, as you can imagine in our garden) and also
    like the ones I used to see in the UK.
    Heh.
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    Ace, Jan 26, 2007
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    CT Guest

    I'm not sure there is a difference.

    However, the American Robin is more like a thrush with a red breast.
    Like this, in fact:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Robin

    As I said above, being a thrush, it will be in the genus Turdus.

    <mode=schoolboy>
    *snigger*
    Quite.
     
    CT, Jan 26, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    A long dry read
     
    Hog, Jan 26, 2007
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    BGN Guest

    I work in a 6 floor building completely made out of glass on the
    coast. While sitting outside having a fag in the summer over a copy
    of the Times crossword with ones steaming Darjeeling on stand-by it's
    not uncommon to have a huge seagull not notice that it's complete made
    of glass and smash into it at full speed. Some explode, some go bang
    and drop down to the bottom dead and some drop down, wobble around for
    a bit and then fly off. The ones that wobble around for a bit and
    then don't fly off cause a bit of an inconvenience as someone has to
    stay with it until the RSPCA comes along or the company cat comes
    along to finish it off.
     
    BGN, Jan 26, 2007
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    tallbloke Guest

    You'd be able to tell by seeing what size coconut it could carry
     
    tallbloke, Jan 26, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    Damn. Missed that, although I thought of it when recounting the story
    to the missus a short while ago.

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    Ace, Jan 26, 2007
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  10. <dead Robin>

    You heartless bastard. If you'd only had the decency to live without
    glass in your windows another little creature would be alive and well
    today.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 26, 2007
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    muddy cat Guest

    The federal reserve bank Building in Dallas Texas is like that. They
    have someone make rounds to collect the bodies.
     
    muddy cat, Jan 26, 2007
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    MattG Guest

    Or even better, thick clear rubber. You could watch the birds fly in to
    it, then watch them as they got thrown back the way they came.
     
    MattG, Jan 27, 2007
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Are we still talking about *birds* here?
     
    Timo Geusch, Jan 27, 2007
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  14. Heh. I made the same initial assumption.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 27, 2007
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    muddy cat Guest

    Sorry for the confusion, but we were talking about birds.
     
    muddy cat, Jan 27, 2007
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  16. Went to collect oldest daughter from the train station a while back,
    last train, late, dutiful parent doing taxis run for visiting lass. The
    station is the end of the line for fast trains coming from London.

    While waiting on the platform I noticed just in front of the buffers a
    lot of feathers and pheasant wings.

    Wandering over to the station masters office I asked why they were
    there.

    "The pheasants get collected on the front of the fast trains on the way
    up from London." said the station master, "The bodies only get to drop
    of here when the train gets to the end of the line, as they need a while
    to get unstuck as it were."

    "How come there are only wings and feathers?" I asked.


    The station master beckoned me into his office and pointed to a very
    large round cat in the corner.

    "He knows when the fast trains come in and waits between the buffers!"


    The cartoon style imagery that came to mind of this fat cat waiting with
    its' mouth open for a pheasant to drop in, had me smiling all the way
    home.
     
    Mick Whittingham, Jan 29, 2007
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