London Marathon excitement

I almost spilt my coffee as I walked towards the drawing room and heard
from the TV commentary clearly say "It's Paul Radcliffe out in front
followed closely by Suze and Chep Kemai"

By the time I'd stopped running around screaming Suze is in second
behind Paula Radcliffe and settled down, Suze was nowhere to be seen and
Paula Radcliffe was being followed by someone called Akeo and then by
Susan Chepkemai.

I'm guessing Suze dropped off the pace to ensure she is fit for Brands
Hatch.

 

I wish I'd watched the race on telly. I suppose there *must* be pictures
on the 'net by now of Paula having a pee by the side of the road at
about 22 miles...
So far in front she could afford to stop for a piss FFS.

Well done Paula.

 

Cramp they said on the Beeb? Why would she stop to piss after all.

'Hog

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, 'Hog

Just heard an interview with her this evening. She did, indeed, stop for
a Jimmy.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Dunno, that's what it said earlier. The page has changed now.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

Since when has she been a steenking frenchie?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mb

Ah, it seems I mis-heard above the noise from the lathe.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel

Aha; it would seem you mis-heard 'cramp' for '**** me, I was dying for a
shit'.

Otoh, all those times in the past when athletes have been described as
cramped or winded, perhaps they all got caught short and the Beeb were
just being polite so as not to offend Edna Trellis of Watersham.

"Oh my goodness; he's got cramp, in fact he's cramping all over the
track!"

 

Perhaps she stopped to make sure she was getting paid to win.

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

Yeah but she could piss while still running was my thought

'Hog

 

'Hog says...

Apparently women find that incredibly diffcult to do

 

Maybe, they could make marathons more exciting by including mandatory
pit stops. I am sure Bernie could advise them.

 

I've a colleague at work who's just run the marathon. She's been looking
for sponsorship all week, but I've declined.

I may, however, sponsor her tomorrow to walk up the stairs, or even
just walk across the office without looking like she's shat herself.

Worth a tenner in anyone's money.

 

Or, if there's a chance of a (golden) shower, arrange for an identical
runner to be waiting in the pits. But arrange for the swap to take so
long that people start sliding off the road instead.

I am sure Sete Gibernau could advise them. Failing that, Colin Edwards,
etc.

The less said about Hoffman the better. Pillock.

 

And thought I misheard it when I clocked that last time that she got a turd
of a million for winning ;-)

--
Nidge
ZX6R J2 Stunning in zit yellow. KX 125 MX 'I'm snot green -fly ME'. A few
bits of CB500S in Norwegian Parrot blue. BOTAFOT#63 BOMB#5

'Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand'.
Homer (Simpson).

 

heh.