LOL-how rude!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nige, Aug 12, 2010.

  1. Nige

    Nige Guest

    I sent an e-mail asking about horse riding availability at a local
    place......

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    If you want to call us on 07590 ******* we would be happy to book your
    daughter on a mutually convenient date. We provide hard hats but please be
    advised that she will need to wear willies or boots with a small heel
    (strictly no trainers/pumps etc). See "what to wear" document attached..
     
    Nige, Aug 12, 2010
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    SIRPip Guest

    Quite. A strap-on, obviously.
     
    SIRPip, Aug 12, 2010
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    ian field Guest

    Ask if the 5 legged horse goes any faster than the other ones.
     
    ian field, Aug 12, 2010
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    Thomas Guest

    Goes or comes?
     
    Thomas, Aug 12, 2010
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    Dan L Guest

    She'll need a body protector too Nige.
     
    Dan L, Aug 13, 2010
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    Switters Guest

    She has Nige. Ain't no-one messing with his girl.
     
    Switters, Aug 13, 2010
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Switters
    Well, not if she's got her daddy's looks anyway.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 13, 2010
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    SIRPip Guest

    Not to mention her daddy's unfeasibly fat arse.
     
    SIRPip, Aug 13, 2010
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    CT Guest

    And I bet she can handle her drink a bit better than daddy.
     
    CT, Aug 13, 2010
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