Logic in action

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Peter Cremasco, Jul 19, 2008.

  1. Height Kills

    By Andrew Bent

    The traffic engineer was quite pleased with himself, he had finally
    managed to stop the local bus drivers trying to take their double
    deckers under the low bridge under the railway, so Councillor Prescott
    might finally concede that he knew what he was doing. But as he entered
    Prescott's office he saw that the councillor was in an ominously
    thoughtful mood.
    'I see we've had a reduction in accidents in Railway Terrace' said Mr
    Prescott, 'Yes' said the engineer, anxious to demonstrate his success,
    'You see I did a survey and found that the maximum safe height under the
    bridge was 12'2", so I arranged for some warning signs to stop anyone
    taking a vehicle more than 12' high...'
    But the Councillor had already lost interest. 'I've been studying some
    statistics' said the Councillor (the engineer winced, Councillor
    Prescott's grasp of mathematics was notoriously shaky) 'and it seems
    that when those new warning signs went up the average height of vehicles
    using Railway Terrace fell by 9 inches', 'Well, yes..' replied the
    engineer, 'and accidents dropped by 18%' continued the Councillor
    triumphantly'. The traffic engineer tried to figure out where this was
    leading, 'Do you realise what this means? Every inch of average height
    reduction leads to a 2% reduction in accidents! All we have to do is
    alter the warning signs to read 11' and accidents will drop by another 24%!'

    His head spinning, the traffic engineer tried to reason with the
    Councillor, 'but if a 12 foot vehicle can get through perfectly safely,
    what is the point in imposing extra restrictions?' Councillor Prescott
    was having none of this, 'you don't seem to understand, Height Kills, if
    every inch of height reduction causes a 2% drop in accidents, surely we
    must have a height limit reduction program, let's speak to the bus
    company and see if they can lower the single deckers somehow.'

    The traffic engineer thought quickly, there was no point in trying to
    explain the facts, Councillor Prescott always regarded knowledge of road
    traffic and accident causation a fatal disqualification for making
    decisions on the subject, but there was a possible way to turn the
    situation to advantage. 'There is another low bridge, under the disused
    railway in Beeching Close, where lorries do sometimes get stuck, but I
    haven't had the funds to tackle the problem before, I suggest that
    should be the first priority for the height reduction program'.
    Councillor Prescott agreed and the traffic engineer set off for Beeching
    Close with measuring rod in hand.

    At first it wasn't clear why there was a problem at this particular
    bridge, there was already a height restriction of 7 feet, so why on
    earth were drivers ignoring it? After an examination of the bridge the
    reason became clear, the maximum safe height was over 14 feet. On
    receiving a recommendation that the 7 foot height limit was unrealistic
    and should be raised, Councillor Prescott was apoplectic, 'lorries are
    getting stuck because they are too high' he yelled, 'surely the limit
    needs to be lowered'. The engineer tried to point out that it was
    precisely because the limit was obviously ludicrous that it was being
    ignored, and that raising the limit would increase compliance, but the
    Councillor did not understand. 'In Railway Terrace, reducing the height
    reduced accidents, therefore Height Kills' he argued, 'surely raising
    the limit in Beeching Close will increase average heights, therefore
    increase accidents,' 'But it isn't the average height that matters' the
    engineer tried to point out, 'a 14 foot limit will be taken seriously
    and will reduce instances of excessive height, therefore reduce
    accidents, whether the average goes up or down is totally beside the
    point'. 'But Height Kills' bellowed the Councillor, 'no it doesn't' the
    engineer bellowed back, of course he should have said 'not necessarily'
    but this is not an easy thing to bellow.

    'How can you say height didn't cause this?' Councillor Prescott produced
    a press photo of the mangled remains of a double decker wedged under the
    Railway Terrace bridge and dropped it on the desk with the air of one
    producing the ace of trumps. 'The point was that the height was
    excessive for the situation, it is excessive height that causes the
    problem, not height itself' the engineer protested, but the Councillor
    wasn't listening, 'I've already decided to introduce a height reduction
    program, reducing all existing height limits by a foot, if this succeeds
    in reducing heights, I'll introduce a host of new height limits, if it
    doesn't I'll reduce the limits further until it does....'

    The engineer stopped listening; once Councillor Prescott had made up his
    mind, there was no point in giving him the facts.
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    Peter Cremasco, Jul 19, 2008
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  2. Peter Cremasco

    Nev.. Guest

    Height Kills.

    Nev..
    '07 XB12X
     
    Nev.., Jul 19, 2008
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  3. Peter Cremasco

    BT Humble Guest

    Well of course YOU'D say that, you stumpy little bugger!


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, Jul 20, 2008
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  4. The phrase "Pearls before swine" did come to mind at some stage.
     
    Peter Cremasco, Jul 20, 2008
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  5. Peter Cremasco

    Alix Guest


    Well I certainly see where you are coming from and you are making a very
    obvious point about the stupid way governments think when it comes to
    road safety (ie. motorcycles / speed) but judging from the replies, I
    think you need to match the story to the level of audience intelligence
    and span of attention.
     
    Alix, Jul 21, 2008
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  6. Peter Cremasco

    BT Humble Guest

    Duuuuh, are you sayin I is ignert?


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, Jul 24, 2008
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  7. Peter Cremasco

    Marty H Guest

    get that man a banjo

    and a shotgun

    if we wanted intelligence here, we would go to a p0rn site

    mh
     
    Marty H, Jul 24, 2008
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  8. Peter Cremasco

    Goaty Guest

    Great band ... got their album here somewhere ... "The Jeweller" is a
    classic ... hmmm wonder if it ever got onto CD, must check eBay!

    Cheers
    Goaty
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    Goaty, Jul 26, 2008
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  9. Peter Cremasco

    Goaty Guest

    Yep, got it!

    Cheers
    Goaty
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    Goaty, Jul 26, 2008
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