Limericks #6 #7 with notes for Steve

<snip> we're going to the Interboot in Friedrichshafen. I


I had visions of Altbergs, Dainese and Derriboots, in serried ranks....[/QUOTE]

ROTFL.

Now, how do I get Fernet-Branca out of a FSC-Amilo M7400 lapdog?


Johannes

 

(The Older Gentleman) muttered

Prace bets now!

 

I'm not sure I even want to ask. It's a bit like the beheading videos,
I really don't want to look but, but...

 

Leave it there.... where it deserves to be!

Jagermeister, on the other hand....... ;-)
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACK AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

Pint 'o' snecklifter here <cheers>

 

Actually, he's touring Spain with his demented bird and his BMW has
broken down. They all do that, sir.

 

I guess he'll want a slice of poetic justice to go with that humble pie.

--
Bob
vstun piss ted at yahoo dot com
If you want to email me you'll have to take the piss
As you can probably tell I'm heavily Dyslexic so errors
and omissions are not just excepted but expected.

 

How about some guy walks into the pub, acts like a **** and everyone can see
it but himself. But noooooooo, it's easier for you to pin it on group
mentality (which is justified in some cases) than accept that you're an
obnoxious bastard 50% of the time.

Anyway, it's nothing like a pub. It's a fucking ridiculous analogy.

 

Yeah. Corfield barely even drinks.

 

What about if someone comes into a pub and starts talking shit; people
tell them to shut up or **** off, and they hang around moaning about
the unfairness of it all.

 

None of those things are unacceptable or even noteworthy on UKRM. You're
clinically fascinating in your complete and utter inability to see your own
flaws. It's like watching a rat in a cage returning time and time again to
the electrified water dispenser. You simply see things as unfair because you
can't analyse your own bizarre behaviour. You completely confuse personality
with substance. You have no capacity for self-criticism.

Because you're the only one that can't see it.

How *could* it be? Cause and effect. One of the incontrovertable laws of the
universe. "Boohoo Life's unfair" simply won't stand up in court.

 

So there're at least twelve voices then?

 

1. Tediously arguing with Bear.
2. Lying about your ownership of an R1.
3. Asking other UKRMers to lie for you: affirming that you own an R1.
4. Tediously arguing with everyone.
5. Going on and on and on and on about how you really are French.
6. Complaining about the clique.
7. Tediously arguing about language.
8. Tediously posting quotations from the French Penal Code.
9. Lying about your ownership of an R1.
10.Tediously being tedious.

 

To be fair, tis a bit of a double edged sword that one, wielded just as much
by the other party concerned, if not more, is it not?

2 and 9...

 

How does that make it less tedious?

 

More teddies than Mr Eaton, ffs.

This cannot be denied, nor made light of. Continuing the pretence
just makes it even worse, even though it is full of holes it is still
repeated. Tediously.

 

<snip>

*Chuckle*

I love this talk of "illegal" behaviour.
Erm, you've seen the email, haven't you?

 

It doesn't... but in my own experience, if someone is hell bent on
constantly slating you for their perceived slights in a public forum, then
you can only ignore so much before you feel you need to reaffirm your
position, especially when in a group like UKRM, where a lot of us have met
in the past, and know each other personally.

So in this particular case, I agree, it's been tedious at times in the past,
but just as with others, Des has been more than prodded with a big stick
enough to provoke the responses.

 

<TOG@toil>; <>; <>
wrote in message

Too right... shocking it is, too.

;-)

Whilst you're here, I've seen a really clean original H plate CBR600FM with
about 28k on the clock - if it's as nice as it looks on teh test run, how
much would you say, tops, given the time of year etc.

TIA

 

No. olsonm >at< visi <dot> com. Ta.