Limericks #6 #7 with notes for Steve

steve auvache bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along
the lines of:

It was on the news last night in France. Shame Des missed it.

 

AOL. From what I've heard it's lameness on a previously unprecedented scale.
Even for here.

 

Surely one of his friends will... Oh, wait...

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
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Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

That's pretty much my attitude to it. In fact, the last time I went
diving I was slightly bored

Good plan. And don't forget the shite visibikity either.

 

Me too. I just felt it wasn't worth it for the whole kit and
caboodle/calculation thing. Mind you, it was in Swanage with the rain
pissing down. Plus, I get seasick. Even when I'm in the water.

 

<emailed>

 

I knew he really wanted it, but was too embarrassed to ask.

It's what friends are for...

 

He didn't ask for it - does that count as spam?

 

Fibber.

 

Heh. Made you look...

No, really, I did. champ at champ dot org dot uk, hain't bounced neither.

 

Heh, what a tosser.

--
Bob
vstun piss ted at yahoo dot com
If you want to email me you'll have to take the piss
As you can probably tell I'm heavily Dyslexic so errors
and omissions are not just excepted but expected.

 

Including lurkers and ireaders about 2 weeks.

--
Bob
vstun piss ted at yahoo dot com
If you want to email me you'll have to take the piss
As you can probably tell I'm heavily Dyslexic so errors
and omissions are not just excepted but expected.

 

That goes in the bit bucket now. Try neal@...."

 

<snip> we're going to the Interboot in Friedrichshafen. I


I had visions of Altbergs, Dainese and Derriboots, in serried ranks....

 

Champ bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

Ah, but are you in the clique?

 

I'm a fucking founder.

 

Bollocks. I clearly remember your chagrin that Des rated Bonwick
above you.

Mind you, his league table was rubbish, because I wasn't even in it.

 

Yeah, cos Des really is the custodian of clique membership, eh?

Exactly.

 

is valid once you've taken the piss out of the

It's had the effect of shutting him up for good. I reckon you all owe me
a pint.

 

(The Older Gentleman) wrote in

la grosse dame a chanter encore.