Limericks #6 #7 with notes for Steve

A young limericist from Leigh [1]
Booked two seats on a plane to Paris [2]
He arranged a free date
To see Des Coughlan his mate
And wrote it down in his diary [3]

Then Des got it into his head
To ride to Spain with his chick on the Shed
He said to his mate
You'll just have to wait
And fly home three days later instead [4]


[1] Ok, so 'young' is pushing it and I'm not from Leigh. But hey, this
is usenet and you can be what you want. At least I'm not pretending to
be a nubile blonde from Chelsea. And you started the thing about rhyming
so I had to pick a place name to rhyme with the next line, SEE NOTE [2]

[2] You have to use the froggie pronunciation to make this work, so it's
Paris as in ' Gay Parree' Ok?

[3] Now the metre is really tricky here. Try saying 'DIARRHOEA', but
stop just before you shit yourself.

[4] This would have cost us 180UKP just to change the flights. What
would you do with the arrogant cnut? I'm sharpening my cricket bat.

 

There was a young man who was tall,
Who was let down by his friend in the fall,
He's not really French,
He's left me on the bench,
And now I don't like him at all.

Oh god, I'm worse at this than you are.


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

@uni-berlin.de:

LOL!
pretty good for a first shot

 

What a ****.

He's not worth the effort. Really.

 

Brucie baby! You've unkillfiled me <chokes>
And you're right. <chokes again>

 

You are Chung, AICMFF skull clackings.

 

Kind of you to offer me the practise. Bring an old spare lid to EOSM


I was thinking more of the manager in Spinal Tap BTW.

 

Ah it becomes clear.

I do note that the person in question is not answering any of your
limericks... I'm sure somehow it'll be your fault though.

 

"Clicky-ba turn in my hand."

 

tallbloke wrote

I wouldn't bother sharpening it for a start.

 

Ta Steve. Always blunt and to the point.

 

I'm sure it the olden days we used to settle grievances with something more
robust that limericks.

 

Typos at twenty paces?

 

Yeah. Unfortunately, I'd have to buy another pricey flight ticket to go and
twat him one though. :-(

 

You could call a Cab ;-)

 

Does he have any friends that he's not pissed off?
Maybe that's how he chooses his "worthwhile" friends;
really fsck them off, and then if they are still
friends, they are friends.

Do something to incur his wrath, like, oh, I don't know,
disagreeing with him.

 

(William Grainger) wrote in @pegasus.csx.cam.ac.uk:

Been there already. tether end time.

Judging by the email I got last night I already did. I added his email
addy to my spam blocker so he'll have had an automated response to any
further mail prefixing the subject line with:

REJECTED AS BULLSHIT

 

heh. You wanna be careful with that kind of thing; if he
adds you to his spam blocker (if he can actually work one)
with an autoreply, then you'll both get overworked inboxes...

 

tallbloke bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

Heh, nothing stopped you from giving me a shout. Unless, there's summat
I've done/said to you, that I don't know about.

 

Of course, using X-No-Archive is the moral thing to do. Last straw mate.

<plonk>