Limerick #9

Well Des' K1 flying brick
Boiled it's battery as dry as a stick
It stunk of bad eggs
And near broke his legs
Shoved over on him by his chick.

 

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I don't think you've got the hang of this killfile business.

 

I've never used one before I started the limerick saga, but I see the
oppotunity to take the piss out of Des without having to read the ensuing
whining as a win win situation ATM.

 

<*plonk*>

 

You have a good point. Now if only we could get the rest of ukrm to
follow suit...

 

Exc-cellent.

 

Not bad at all.

I'd have stuck a 'once' in the first line to get the metre correct, and
would've started the last line with 'But he' rather than 'who', but all in
all a commendable first effort.

 

LOL!

"The last refuge of the beaten" eh Des?

 

jsp secured a place in history by writing:

Doesn't scan properly, needs another syllable in the first line.

Doesn't rhyme.

The subject is the 'little jest', which isn't a who, and can't see jokes in
any sense.

FFS, please cut out the totally rubbish limericks, they ruin my day.

 

A young feisty man named Ferger
Rubbished John the upstanding Burgher
Said his limerick was crap
and on top of that
that his grammar was not de-rigeur.

 

There once was a bloke who was tall
And whom Des didn't like, not at all.
He had been a good mate
But when Des took his bait
Their discussions turned into a brawl.

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There was once a prophet Jeremiah
Whose good deeds drew nothing but fire
The ancient Kings
Did not like the things
He told them were going to transpire

 

You two are sharing the same book, aren't you?
The book is in the bog, isn't it?

'Cos every time either of you goes for a piss, you come back with
doggerel.

 

Better than coming back with buggerall.

 

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GFY

 

2 day release only. You still post dull insults and **** all else.

I don't think I've ever seen you post anything original or interesting
yet. Do you ever start threads of your own?

 

tallbloke secured a place in history by writing:

Heh. Better. Still annoying, but better.

 

Definitely missed an opportunity to get your own opinion in at the end
there

 

jsp secured a place in history by writing:

Read it again. Really, it's shit.

You have a lisp then?

Grammatical correctness is a moving target and the rules can be broken in
the name of humour or literary sleight of pen. But they really shouldn't
be fucking _wrong_ without a leg to stand on.

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