Limerick #5

Des now owns a k100LT
And it's as real as you Bear or me
So take not the mick
out of Des and his flic
Nor their matching pair of shiney new Shoei's

 

tallbloke wrote

I understand there is a point to this, even if I don't actually
understand what the point is but your total lack of ability to grasp the
basics of rhyme and rhythm is really fucking starting to piss me off.

 

Maybe if it was in Flash with a bouncing ball to show us the rhythm.

 

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When people asked why,
He'd say in reply,
"Well, I start off well enough, but then for some inexplicable reason I try
to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

 

steve auvache secured a place in history by writing:

Agreed. Please stop. Really, please fucking stop...

 

I take it Pépé O'Pew is still around, then?
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tallbloke says...

Is Des' new burd a 'flic' then? A froggie 'Dickless Tracy'?

 

Sorry Steve, it was an attempt at humour combined with wit. I should
have known better. What can you expect from someone with a total lack of
ability to grasp the basics of rhyme and rhythm.

Perhaps you could demonstrate how it should be done?

 

I did consider 'chick' but thought I'd fall foul of the PC backlash.
You just can't win.
Can I still get camping space at EOSM?

 

No. He's in Yankland.

Then he's off to Spain.

We were off to Paris. But now we're not bothering.

 

tallbloke wrote

How much money have you got?

 

tallbloke says...

I was brought up thinking 'flic' was froggie slang for a police-person.

Anyone can get a space, except cunts.

 

It is.

 

I thought it was froggie slang for girlfriend.
Prolly why I failed 'o' level french. )

Should have gone with 'chick' then.

 

Enough to own a Matchless

 

tallbloke wrote

What is the upkeep like for one of those?

 

I should have said enough to own *and run* a Matchless ;-)

Well in the last 7 years I've had to buy:

1 pair of *new* tyres (not yet fitted)
3 gallons of oil
Electronic voltage regulator
Remarkably little petrol considering the mileage
A clutch cable
A light bulb
1 new spark plug

About £180 excluding petrol.

Sundries such as leccy tape, chewing gum and string.

Err, thats it really. I've also spend vast sums on items it didn't
really need such as:

Left hand tool box (twentyfuckingquid)
Hammerite (fiver)
Seat (tenner)
61/2" Headlamp (swapped for triumph lamp)

Best grand I ever spent all in all.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, tallbloke

If *only* we knew someone who could give a definitive ruling.

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LOL!

 

I can vouch for that, its a bloody hoot to ride.