Limerick #2

Des had an enemy called Bear
Who was a bit of a c*nt to be fair
For a bit of clean fun
After Bear sold his R1
Des conjured one out of thin air

 

Stab stabbity stab stab stab stab
Stab stabbity stab stab stab stab
Stab stab stab stab
Stab stab stab stab
Stab stab stab stab stabstabstabstab.

 

there once was a northerner called talbloke
who wrote shit limerics on the newsgroup
the last bit doesn't rhyme
in itself not a crime
but please for the love of god fucking stop.

 

There was a 140mph Norton.....................

 

There was a young sprogger called Ginge
Whose mullet looked more like a minge
He'd call you a c*nt without looking in front
Then get mown down by a french driver from digne

 

The truth of which Champ said was not on

 

Doesn't scan.

 

Using such easy rhyming technique displays a severe poverty of
imagination too.

 

But they all ate their hats
When they saw Wolfgang's stats
Except Bear who was too far gone

 

I'll send you an mp3 tomorrow that shows it does.

I bow down to the twin powers of versification.

 

You still believe you won that argument?

The mind fair boggles, so it does.

 

Perhaps he's from Japan? ...

 

Oldbloke is not quite the same as Tallbloke.

 

I am considerable shorter.
And I don't recall being involved in the 140mph Norton debate.

 

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/463c5922/arguing.jpg

 

Ace you're such a revisionist. Or perhaps your memory cell is on the
blink.

IIRC all you managed to do in that thread was prove how little you know
about the relative wear properties of aluminium alloy and phosphor
bronze.

Whereas I proved to the satisfaction of all except the usual gainsayers
that a properly prepared road going Norton Commando is capable of
140mph.

 

Heh. It was a *debate* surely

 

Ginge wrote

*ROFL*

 

Ace says...

Since when have you been Northern Irish?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Stab City!

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