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Shame innit, all the local girls have dissapeared along with the local
shops, for the local people
Is a supermarket checkout girl as good a shag as a local shop girl?

 

Which would be what, exactly.

Ang on a minute! Blue stripe stuff makes me ill!
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No extended queues behind pikeys paying for their goods with vouchers.

 

<Waves pikey vouchers at Andy>

 

Lentil soup for tea?

I'm only fucking about. Adie does the shopping and I don't think we
have a Waitrose in Bedford. For quality food I used to think you'd
have to go a long way to beat M&S but I don't know if they even sell
food any more.

 

They do - it's been so successful for them they now have a chain of
stand alone 'Simply Food' stores and have recently bought 28 sites from
Iceland.

 

I always cause a queue in somerflids, the checkout enployee always calls
for the supervisor and asks if they can give change on the vouchers.
Every single time I go in the same thing happens, I've half a mind to
write a letter, if I knew it would make a blind bit of difference.

Until then I'll have to keep smiling at those people looking pissed off
in the queue.

 

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On offer - tatty pair of Greenkat bins very cheap.

 

My mate is manager up there. He was given the choice between food and
non-food - he went for food. Silly ****.

 

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IRTA 'cuddly sergeant'

I think i would have done exactly the same thing.

 

I saw that over here, so it would most likely have been a weekend brunch
time thing on a beeb channel.

Splendid idea too.

I'd have said Aldi - but it was certainly a pikey store - and some of
the premium names, Harrods, M&S etc were way down the list.


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You'll need to explain why he's a silly **** because I'd have thought
he was better selling food than nighties to the over 50's.

 

Hmmmm, when you put it that way, I can see your point.

However, when it goes tits-up, which it often does, I'd prefer to roll
my sleeves up and hang up a few shirts and suits etc rather than put a
coat on and haul pallets around a coldroom.

 

I was thinking more along career lines and sales bonuses rather than
how easy a life you'd get. If an easy life is the overwhelming factor
in deciding where to work have you ever considered Clintons selling
cards?

 

Sales bonuses in food retail? - You must be joking.

Career progression is pretty evenly matched - from an M&S food store you
could move onto assistant manager in Tesco etc., but if you stick with
the non-food side then there's a choice of all the department stores
plus the large clothing / homewares high street and retail park
retailers to choose from. Invariably, if you're from a food background,
a fashion company won't even look at your CV.

Heh. I wouldn't get out of bed for what they pay their managers, plus
I'd be bored to tears. I think I've got a nice balance at the moment -
lots of stuff going on to keep me occupied, but without the piss-off
factor of hauling 750kg pallets of food around.

 

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Isn't it all knitted abroad now?

 

Not the one I use. The food is excellent but fucking expensive I end up
spending a fortune on pointless stuff, like Monsoon Malobar.

 

People have to eat. They don't have to buy new clothes.

 

[checkout staff]

Which is why it is sensible to go shopping in Waitrose on a Saturday
when all the teenagers are working. Lots of choice for everyone ;-)

 

Well, these German names they all look the same to me.