Liberal Democrat

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats
too.

Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be like their
teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with
the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a conservative Republican.

"Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an
intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and
Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your
Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a liberal Democrat."

 

LOL again...

 

A liberal democrat fights to safeguard the entitlements of those from a
lower economic class. A conservative republican fights to safeguard the
profits of those from a higher ecomonic class.
Either way, the middle class is taking it up the bunghole, and nobody's
fighting for me.

 

Heard the same joke many years ago, just with a different twist. Both are
right there for the election time humor.

A long time politician roles up to the farmers door and expains that he is a
republican running for office and would like to count on the farmer to vote
for him.
The farmer reports that he is a democrat and will not be voting for a
republican.
The politician tries to impress on the farmer the issues of the day and
where he stands on them versus his opponent.
The farmer doesn't budge and just says he is a democrat.
The politician trying to figure out what he needs to do to win this vote
asks why he is a democrat.
The farmer says because, his great grandpa was a democrat, his granddad was
a democrat, and his father was a democrate.
The politician a bit put off by this response spouts out "you mean that if
your great grandfather was a horse thief and your grandfather was a horse
thief and your father was a horse theif then you would be a horse thief?"

Nope, said the farmer, then I would be a republican.


Let the good times roll, next!!!

 

LOL

 

wakko settles down after his long ride, and talks polla-ticks:
~~A liberal democrat fights to safeguard the entitlements of those from
a lower economic class. A conservative republican fights to safeguard
the profits of those from a higher ecomonic class. Either way, the
middle class is taking it up the bunghole, and nobody's fighting for me



Perfect. That is exactly how we Independents look at all ya'll. It ain't
easy straddling the fence. Having to look both ways, constantly. (grin)

'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--

 

(Elmer McKeegan)
~~~The last verse of Red-Shads polli-tickal
joke:''A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a liberal
Democrat."


McKeegan here says:
Heard the same joke many years ago, just with a different twist. Both
are right there for the election time humor.
A long time politician roles up to the farmers door and expains that he
is a republican running for office and would like to count on the farmer
to vote for him.
The farmer reports that he is a democrat and will not be voting for a
republican.
The politician tries to impress on the farmer the issues of the day and
where he stands on them versus his opponent. The farmer doesn't budge
and just says he is a democrat. The politician trying to figure out what
he needs to do to win this vote asks why he is a democrat.
The farmer says because, his great grandpa was a democrat, his granddad
was a democrat, and his father was a democrate.
The politician a bit put off by this response spouts out "you mean that
if your great grandfather was a horse thief and your grandfather was a
horse thief and your father was a horse theif then you would be a horse
thief?"
Nope, said the farmer, then I would be a republican.
Let the good times roll, next!!!




Hey Mac,two good'uns.
~~~~Willie was on Imus this morning. He is backing the next Governor,
Kinky Friedman. On the show he told about getting stopped in his
Bus,and them finding the ''Bag of dope''.
~~He said what was funny, was my band manager, is 83, and he was
sleeping on the couch, the driver and others were from 55 to 65, and I
am 73!
~My sister was aboard and she's 75. Everbody but Joe, the 83-yr.old, got
a citation. Joe didnt cause I told 'em he was dead. The Law guys
laughed, and didnt awake 'em. Willie said he jokenly told them that
''you guys just busted an old age home, on wheels''.
~~Willie said they laughed and drove away.~ Willie went on to say, I'm
glad it wasnt a bag of spinach, cause it might've killed the rest of us.
I know this is not a real Joke, but~~~~
I like Willie, just thought this was funny.
It is a little bit political, atleast to me, ~~because if Kinky gets it,
he will want Willie as his Budget manager, and publicity manager, I
suspect. (actually, I hope) (bjay,heh-heh_)

'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--