letter asking Kryptonite locks be fixed without profit

Gentlement and Ladies, If you have not heard the news.

Most Kryptonite locks can be opened by removing the plug from the top
end ( not the writing end ) of a bic pen and pushing it about inside
the round lock hole. Takes a few different size pens. All the rage
in the US.


A press release: Monday 20 September 2004
An open letter to the staff at Kryptonite locks.

to:
,
( Kryptonite Press Dept ),
( CEO ),
( President ),
( Founder, Chairman ),


( copy and paste, send your own message )

From: your customers.


It is your choice. You can....
replace your defective locks for the cost of materials at any shop
or
..... offer your current lame deal only to customers after 2002....


You can ....
have 1-2 years of lower profits
or ....
.....you can all be out of a job for many, many years of debt and
lawsuits


you can walk away from this intact
or...
..... Or you can choose to make profits with your so called
"rebates" for all the dedicated people who trusted you.


You can untarnish a trusted shop brand
or....
.....You can experience a bocott spreading like an internet virus

You have your choice
Consumers have our choices........

What will it be?


ps: Selling windows XP to crash less than prior windows versions (
security and crash risks ) is something only Microsoft can get away
with.

notes:
http://web.archive.org/web/19991104224847/www.kryptonitelock.com/execprofiles.html
same url but tiny: http://tinyurl.com/5a57h
http://www.kryptonitelock.com

 

(Clark Reves) struggled to ejaculate:

Just Kryptonite locks - or any cylinder type lock?

<snip>

I won't be sending your letter, Clark. I am quite capable of writing
my own letters - and my letter would be properly punctuated and
spelled, not to mention being constructed within the rules of English
grammar.

What the hell does this mean and how is it relevant?


In short, go **** yourself Clark. You are a semi-literate
shit-stirring **** who shouldn't be allowed out without strict
supervision.

 

Clark Reves wrote:

<snip>

**** off and die, you pathetic, embittered, nasty, small-minded, petty,
illiterate, stupid waste of some thick bastard's sperm count.

 

come now ToG, don't beat about the bush, tell 'im what you really think of
him.

 

You see, I reckon TOG's lost all his subtlety. It used to be (BITGOD)
that he'd extract a death-threat without you really noticing. Quality
work, it was. Now he just comes blundering into a thread with all guns
blazing and expects instant results.

There's no real sport in it any more.
--
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TOG@Toil vaguely muttered something like ...

And I was just going to blow a raspberry ...

--
Paul ...

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http://paul-xxx.blogspot.com/ Just started a blog ..
"A tosser is a tosser, no matter what mode of transport they're using."