Let's not rush to judgment

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13401045

There is always the possibility that she was counting change very slowly
out of her purse.

 

Or paying by some plastic that's not accepted there.
Have you ever noticed the SEP field that immediately envelopes you as
YOU pay with your plastic? I could swear time speeds up in it, contrary
to the time that elapses when I'm stuck in a queue behind a plastic
payer.

 

I guessed that by the title that you had assumed that Nige had keeled over.

Did he really go to the hospital under advice from usenet?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan

I really have no idea. But doubtless if he did we'll get a blow-by-blow
account of the denizens who infest Bradford A&E on a Saturday night.

I wonder if Turnpike can kill a thread before it gets created?

<F1>

 

I'll save him the bother. The kind of scum who frequent A+E depts in
the early hours at weekends are generally the same everywhere, only
their accents change depending on their origins


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Well he hasn't posted in a while.

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And my wife is there on a hen weekend right now.

That's the last time I hire a Bulgarian to do a job!


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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Frooty

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FFS, How?
With a machete or a chainsaw? It's not easy doing that. Were people
just standing around while he hacked at her?

 

Thats what I thought.

I've beheaded a few (six) deer using a wood saw. It's not a five
second job. More like a minute.

I suppose though if you were kneeling on someone's shoulders and
pulling their neck taught by their hair then it might be easier than
when they were suspended by their neck on a long rope. However I
would think the angle would be difficult, the saw blade would be
hitting the floor.

Maybe he used an axe or cleaver to sever the bone and a sharp knife to
do the rest?

 

The bloke in front of me the other week paid 3.80 with plastic. In my
book that's a capital offense! FFS, how you you not have 4 quid on you.
mind you he did look pikey so it was probably somebody elses credit card.

 

I would imagine that a human neck (especially one belonging to and
elderly lady) is smaller and more frail than the neck of a deer.

But yeah.

 

At least her hubbie's still got a shoulder to cry on.

 

I had to laugh at an interview that was broadcast yesterday. The witness
was standing outside the shop when the perp emerged holding the severed
head. "...there was something not quite right about him, he looked
odd...he was muttering to himself...oh, and the head was a bit of a
giveaway."

 

He apparently used a knife. In the hostage execution video I saw it
took them a good minute or two to finish the job.

 

Yes, I must admit to being puzzled by this. Some early reports
suggested that he may have had a machete, which might make it quicker,
but later ones don't confirm this.

 

You're going to hell for that.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SteveH

Not for that he isn't.

 

I regularly pay for items as little as that by card. In fact the only
time I use cash is in the pub.

 

In my local we just lob the card over the bar and then settle up at the
end, saves bother all round.

You tend to drink more mind..

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