Less happy than usual.

Motherfucking cunting fuckragging snivelling fat blob of cunting lardarsed
shitblast.

Nipped to meet a customer today, at the pub for lunch, on the bike so i
parked it out of the way of the senile old cunts that park all over the
place.

Came out after lunch to find some fat demersal oaf leaning on my bike
smoking a fucking fag, obviously he got told to **** off or lose his teeth,
mr Blobby fucked off rather quick, i was in a rush & went back to work, upon
getting off i noticed a fucking big crack where the fat shitshute had
fucking leant against the tail section, brand fucking new tail section it
has to be said.

I suppose the saving grace is that, whilst it's gonna cost, it will cost
lots less than the solicitor & barrister would if i had ripped his fucking
liver out through his fucking eye socket.

YOU FAT IGNORANT BLOB OF FUCKING SHIT.

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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

R1

 

brand new "cheap shit" tail section no doubt

 

I get the feeling that you may be a tad miffed?

What about a warranty return on the cheap useless bit of shagged out (add
Nige-ism of choice) tail section as not fit for use or ****-all else it
seems?

 

There is nothing I hate more than cunts who do that without permission.
It makes me all knifey.

btw, is 'demersal' equivalent to 'bottom feeder'?[1]

[1] I've led a sheltered life.

 

Yep, it's a good put down to most thick cunts, as they dont have a clue...

 

Nope, yamaha ffs.

 

as I said...

 

<champ mode>

It's only 'stuff'

</cm>

I'm with you, i'd be f*king livid. Not as livid as you, clearly, but
still FPO that somone had damaged something i'd need to shell out to
replace.

Paul.

 

Go back a few times to see if it's one of his regular haunts and if it
is then stalk him.

Once you've got a line on him wait until it's dark one evening (or
early morning), step out in front of him, shine the brightest light
you've got straight into his eyes and once he's dazzled smash the
torch into his face. It won't pay for the seat but if you stand over
him when he's spitting blood out and tell him why you did it you'll
feel a lot better.

YKIMS.

 

I know it makes sense

He looked like some business type ****, i'll have a nip up next Friday,
as we do meet up there 25% of Friday lunchtimes....

I'll just drop the **** on sight, what an overweight cum run-off, he
needs 'pussywagoning' the pissponge.

 

Bad day at the office, dear?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Paul Corfield

NAHAY?

That means that Nige is quite fond of the guy.

 

Pub, to be fair

The Chinese girl in the office more than makes up for bad days

 

When I was in the army during the cold war, we had these thermal
grenade thingys. When the Russkies invaded, we could just pull the
pin, set it on top of a file cabinet and all the secret docs would go
up in flames as it burned down through the metal drawers. I've always
wanted to have a few just for these situations. Find out what he
drives, sneak around some night and set one on the bonnet of his car.
It'd burn all the way through the engine block.

 

I bought a 46 white LED inspection lamp a while back - a quick flash
of that, and you can't see **** all.

 

amd when I said "46", I meant "72", and havin just given it a go, I
can't see ****.

 

That's the kind of thing he needs. Dazzle the fucker then smack him
before he knows what's happening.

 

You fucking amateur, that will leave DNA evidence, never make contact
with the victim!!

 

it's difficult to get a truly unique DNA sample around there so it won't
matter

 

ah,
ok......................................................................
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