Lebanese jokes

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Grant Riffuts, Feb 13, 2004.

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    Grant Riffuts Guest

    Q. Why did the Leb die?
    A. He was fully sick Maaate!!!!!!

    Q. Why do Lebs wear thick gold chains?
    A. So they know where to stop shaving.

    Q. What do you call a Leb in the middle of the ocean, drowning,
    screaming for help?
    A. FUKIM

    Q. What do you call a Leb on a bike?
    A. Ali Davidson

    Q. What do u call a Leb on the moon?
    A. Naser.

    Q. What do you call 1 Leb on the moon?
    A. A Problem

    Q. Two Lebs on the moon?
    A. A bigger problem

    Q. Every Leb on the moon?
    A. PROBLEM SOLVED

    Q. What do you call a hot chick in Lebanon?
    A. A tourist

    Q. Who won the Lebanese beauty contest?
    A. No one.

    Q. What do you call three Lebs in the sauna?
    A. Gorillas in the mist

    Q. What do you call a Leb who has had an abortion?
    A. CrimeStopper

    Q. How many Lebs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A. 10... 1 to screw it in and the other 9 to say sick mate

    Q. Why dont Lebs where underwear?
    A. Cause Nike dont make them

    Q. What do u call a Leb between 2 buildings?
    A. Ali.

    Q. What do you call a drunk Leb?
    A. HAMED

    Q. What do u call a really drunk Leb?
    A. Mohamed.

    Q. What do u call a really drunk Leb between 2 buildings?
    A. Mohamed Ali

    Q. Why did the Leb cross the road?
    A. To bash the chicken

    Q. Why did fifty Lebs cross the road?
    A. Because the chicken was bashing the Leb

    Q. Why didn't the Lebanese olympic boxing team compete in Sydney 2000?
    A. They found out you have to fight one on one

    Q. What do u call a good looking Leb?
    A. Asif.

    Q. What do u call a Leb hairdresser?
    A. Ali Barber.

    Q. What do u call a baby Leb?
    A. Kebab.

    Q. How do u tell a baby Leb to shut up?
    A. Shush Kebab.

    Q. What do you call a Leb in a police line up?
    A. Wasim
     
    Grant Riffuts, Feb 13, 2004
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    HeadRush Guest

    5 year old jokes. Did you just get your first PC???

    HR
     
    HeadRush, Feb 13, 2004
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    Will Sutton Guest


    Bloody racist jokes and incorrect at that. This joke is :

    Q. What do you call the Williams sister on the sauna ?

    A. Gorillas in the mist


    Now piss off
     
    Will Sutton, Feb 13, 2004
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    The Cableguy Guest

    You reckon it'd be his last after that?
     
    The Cableguy, Feb 13, 2004
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    Unknown Guest


    HABIBI!
     
    Unknown, Feb 13, 2004
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    W Guest

    Half of them are Greek, Asian, and even Irish knock-offs with the punchline
    changed to fit the race.
     
    W, Feb 20, 2004
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    E.T. Guest

    I didn't even know there were any.
     
    E.T., Feb 20, 2004
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    John Leister Guest

    Like those jokes were fully sick maaaaaannnnn


    NOT!!!
     
    John Leister, Feb 21, 2004
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