Laugh? I nearly shat

Quote:"A new drink is being launched on St David's Day to rival famous
Scottish and Irish brands, more than 100 years after whisky-making ended in
Wales. Small independent firm the Welsh Whisky Company, based in the Brecon
Beacons, is launching Penderyn single malt"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3520409.stm

In particular note the age of this august beverage as sold today and the
blinding marketing statement of the obvious which follows. My sides are
sore.

 

"Distinctively Different", eh?

In so much as bleach is "distinctively different" from wine...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dan White

And you'll both have tried it in order to form your opinions, of course?

 

No fucking chance, ever! It's Welsh.

 

Do I have to eat a turd in order to know I'm not going to enjoy it?

Fortunately not. We have www.veronicamoser.com to do this for us...

 

I'd never drink Bells!

 

I remember trying some whisky called Swn Y Mor in the mid 80s. Bloody
terrible, made Bells taste like the nectar of the gods.

 

http://www.scotchwhisky.net/pure/sheep_dip.htm

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Seen it, drunk it, moved swiftly on to something else

 

"Welsh and ginger ale"

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It just won't roll off the tongue the same
"I'm on the Welsh tonight"
"Welsh and water, please"

This one sounds like some sort of bizarre gay sex ritual
"Welsh on the rocks"