Ladeeez and Gennelmun...

In the red corner, wearing the fundamentalist shorts, we have old
favourite Phil Launchbury

In the black corner, wearing the new rationalist trainers and sweat
pants, the young contender AndyR.

Final bout on Christmas Day 8:30pm, Channel 4, "Who wrote the Bible"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

<loads up truck with diesel and fertiliser, drives to Ch 4 HQ>

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Fire some accelerated quarks at 'im Andy, that'll get 'im going.

Box clever Phil, he could end up sucked into his moral vacuum.

May the best rhetoric win.

 

<Sharpens stakes, prepares pyre and fire>

Phil

 

Does it matter when you ignore them all?

Phil

 

This is Cane we're talking about, nobody has told him which the most
expensive one is yet.

 

You do own a video record, yes? And you've got a small child, who
should be able to program it for you.

Ah, confident of victory before the start. You'll be gutted if C4
concludes that it is the divine and actual word of god, won't you?

PS. I just tried to phone you. On home number I got the answer
machine (for some reason I thought you worked from home, butt that's
Eddie, isn't it). So then I tried the mobile number I had for you -
it was answered by a girl, who'd never heard of you. Good job I
didn't send a rude text message, eh?

 

Not any more - he works from home loads, I work about a hundred miles away.

He got a new phone about... oooh... well over a year ago, I think.

Hey, you never know what might have happened - maybe she would have
liked one.

 

As opposed to the 4500 years of the 'inspired' theory eh?

Phil

 

No sorry - this is the 'makes up approximate figure out of thin air'
channel. For accurate figures please retune to mental frequency one.

Or in other words it's a very bad estimate

Phil.

 

Please! I have some integrity y'know!

Yes. Or somewhere between 1 and 2. I guess it depends on what your
analysis of "all scripture is God-breathed" is..

Phil

 

Christ ... and we're supposed to take you seriously ..?

 

The bible, hundreds of years ago was much like a series of Terry
Pratchett books... over time people read it, liked it and formed a club.
The stories have were reworked, and passed on as scripture... nowadays
we call it "religion" and it's a multi-million dollar industry.

 

^^^^ been

Grr.

 

But Pratchett is much better.

Owns up to reading and enjoying Disc World Series !!!![1]

[1] Please note four exclamation marks.

 

As I point out in my excessively insulting God's an iCunt post
http://groups-beta.google.com/group..._doneTitle=Back+to+Search&&d#f551a9c122c4c2db
or
http://tinyurl.com/4vb3g
some burk dun it

--
Bob
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If you want to email me you'll have to take the piss
As you can probably tell I'm heavily Dyslexic so errors
and omissions are not just excepted but expected.

 

Were the ones that did the copying down the millennia and the
translators breathed on as well ?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "OH-"

Somebody breathing down their necks to make sure the party line was
followed.

--

Dave

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