KTM Duke - opinions

steve auvache says...

Is it silly cheap?

 

Bear says...

Listen Bucko. I run a gixer thou, I can handle a measly 350LC. I just
want one shot, just a short one, I won't get addicted, I can handle it,
I know I can.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Lozzo, mate, please. One sniff and you know that within a week you'll be
performing unusual sexual favours in exchange for crank seals.

Do like the man says, just walk away.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

You don't know what it's like. It's awful, the hankering, the pain I
feel inside when one of my customers starts a stroker up when I'm in
the shop. I really need another stroker.

 

My mate said: "Have a go - it's great."

So I did, and it was fun.

And then he offered to lend it to me for a weekend. Well, there was no
harm in it, was there? I was gonna give it back on Sunday....

So I bought a little RXS100. It was only for recreational use.
Commuting, popping down to the shops... I could have sold it any time I
wanted.

I only bought the RD125 because it was helping a mate out. He deals in
these things, see, and he needed cash fast and offered me a free go, and
then said I could pay him when I got the cash.

The RD250? That's not a serious two-stroke. Loads of people have the,
and they all have proper jobs, wives, weekends, families. OK, I admit I
bought some pistons and gaskets on Ebay, but that doesn't mean I'm an
addict. Someone has to buy these things.

And then a mate said: "Try an LC." He'd been using them for years, and I
knew I could trust him. I admit there was a buzz at first, but I soon
got bored of it.

The money I took from my Mum's handbag, to pay for the fully synthetic
oil, I was going to pay it back, honest.

So I've got a Kawasaki H2 now - that doesn't male me an addict. I could
stop any time I wanted. Well, if I doubled up the front disc, anyway.

Look, I've got this under control....

 

Loz, don't listen to the bad voices.

Buy one, YKIMS

 

Lozzo wrote

No.

 

steve auvache says...

Don't want it then

 

Lozzo wrote

We'll see how long you last.

 

<applause>

JL

 

Veggie Dave.

Oh no, sorry - he rides a CCM.