kin terrific

It took me 4 months to find a good clean R6, I paid top dollar. I then
proceeded to splash out £250 on a can, £100 on a nice single seat hump and
matching rear hugger. I finished it off last week with a nice blue double
bubble, MOT and road tax.
They came last night and stole it.
I rang my mate this morning who lives around the corner to tell him to lock
his bike, they're in the area, too late, they'd nicked his as the same time.
So, my old chums in UKRM, just another story of thievery. Just have a think
about where your pride and joy is a night, perhaps think about chaining the
fucker down in two or three places and you might not get a shit monday
morning.
I had 4 years NCB with carole nash, what's the score now? I suppose i've now
got 0 years NCB.

 

Bad luck :-(

I *think* you'll lose two years. SWK will be along
shortly to tell you the full story...

 

Cheers Bear, my fault really, no garage you see so it was parked by the
front door. I had the bedroom window open and I heard **** all. It was just
disc locked and immobilised, I suppose they carried it off and stuck it in a
van. I need a bike that's not so nickable, 2 grand of custom sprayed aprilia
250? **** knows really.

 

rod dyno wrote

Bastards. 'anging is too good for them.

 

rod dyno wrote

Was it ****. It was the fault of some thieving low life who need
hurting where it fucking hurts them for a change.

Don't roll over and accept that wishy washy liberal shite that it is all
down to you for not protecting your property. You should be able to
leave yer bike anywhere you like with the keys in it and still expect it
to be there when you come back and not have every scrote in town making
a bee line for it to claim it for his own.

 

Arse.

You in Liverpool by any chance?

Done.

Hope it turns up, or if not, that CN do the right thing by you.

 

[snip tales of more woe]

Commiserations mate, it's bastards like that who deserve the full penalty of
the law.

 

Yeah, sorry to hear that Rod. Unfortunately the full penalty of the law
isn't a good enough deterrent. What they really deserve lies outside of the
law.

 

I'm really sorry to hear that. I've been there and nothing anyone says
in commiseration will make up for the sense of loss.

I sold my soul to the devil (or the Halifax as they're better known)
when my VFR got nicked and bought another bike (along with several
hundred pounds worth of ground anchors and chains) and got on with my
life. I haven't lost a bike since, but as other people have said, you
shouldn't have to turn the area around your bike into Fort Knox.

If I'd ever met a bike thief in the weeks afterwards , I would gladly
have gone to prison provided it was in the sure knowledge that he would
never ever be able to breed [1].

You'll definitely only lose two if (and I say if, let's hope your
fortunate) it's unrecovered.

--
Chris H
CBR600F1 (number five).
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[1] or walk [2].
[2] I've calmed down since and would just settle for his face as a
knee-slider.

 

Ouch. They'll be round again in a month to nick the replacement as well.
Bolt it to the floor.

 

I know, I was being a bit cheeky leaving summat on my property like that.
Now if I was a police inspector and was bothered about catching them, i'd be
contacting me with the idea of leaving a trap R1 outside fitted with a
tracker. It's pretty obvious they'll be back in 3 months looking for my
replacement bike. But **** it, it don't matter, it's only bike theft eh?

 

A good workhorse, not so good parked between gixers and R1's outside
mcdonalds.

My bike, my beautiful bike!... aaaggghhhhhhhhh...
You never know, hopefully one of em will ride it into the front of a bus.

 

You should be able to do that mate, but it looks like we can't. Remember
reading about that old boy who got pissed off with people trying to nick his
cossie, so he wired it upto the mains?.. then got done for it. If some
fucker breaks into your house and you twat em with a baseball bat, you get
prosecuted. What's all that about?
So help me out here, i'm hating myself because I feel like not bothering
with another bike, which sucks. I'm thinking about maybe sinking 3 concreted
ground loops in then chaining the front/rear wheel plus the swinger. Will
that stop them?

 

Hopefully they will, they should do coz I never hoodwinked them on anything.
I fancy a nice aprillia 250 next, cheap and easy, until the mains seize, or
the powervalves drop in... oh ****.

 

death sounds good to me, or castration with a rusty butter knife.

 

Well it cheers me up that the ground anchors have worked for you. I'll
follow your lead on that one and do the same.

 

It's about not hiding the body well enough.