Kids at the dinner table

We had chicken nuggets this evening.

Second youngest kid asked what they were:

A: "Chicken nuggets"

Kid: "oh.." <pause> "What do the do with the rest of the chicken?"

I nearly choked.

--
John

SV650
Black it is
and naked

 

jsp grabbed the crayons and scrawled

So did I, don't you have more sense to feed the sprogs decent food?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, PeterT

YA Jamie Oliver, AICMFF cheeky chappie quotes.

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I hope you didn't choke your chicken with children at the table.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
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M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
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Wicked Uncle Nigel grabbed the crayons and scrawled

hehe, as much as you can say against the mockney ****, but I think he
ended up making some fair points in that program of his.

 

Dan L grabbed the crayons and scrawled

Nope, just wrangled my ostrich.

 

And then some

 

Could have been worse. Could have been meat balls.

 

Last week I was carrying/dragging Emma up to bed and she started to say
something, stopped and then said, "I'm not going to say what I was". I
decided not to persue the issue so just got her ready for bed, teeth
brushed, tucking in, bedtime story and all.

Just as I was saying good night she sat up and looked at me with a very
serious look on her little face.

"Can I tell you what I was going to say earlier?" she asked.

"Yes, I suppose so" I said.

There was a pause ...

"It's a bit difficult to say", she told me, still looking very, very serious
indeed.

"It's OK, just tell me"

Another long pause then ...

"I love mummy more than you" she quipped and then lay down.

They're wonderful, aren't they?

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Chicken Nuggets *are* the rest of the chicken.......
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR

I'm not surprised, poor little sod. What with you packing a bag,
unpacking, packing again, unpacking...

(Sounds like you'd better pack it again, BTW. "We really mean it this
time")

Snot-nosed, foul-smelling, ill-disciplined little cunts IMLE.

YMM(Obviously)V.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

http://www.thealarm.tv/webwiz7/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=534&PN=1&TPN=2

 

the cont known as AndrewR says...

Absolutely.

I get told to go home by Cal when he gets bored.

 

I want news, not history.
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When I were nobbut 10, we were sitting at school lunch when the conversation
somehow turned to peacocks. "Ah", said the young teacher in [nominal]
charge of the table, "does anyone know what the female of the peacock is
called?"

"Er, peacunt, Sir?" said the lad next to me.

 

hehe, as much as you can say against the mockney ****, but I think he
ended up making some fair points in that program of his.
[/QUOTE]
I found the teachers comments after the kids had been eating JO's food
for a few weeks interesting:

They don't fade in the afternoons.
They now maintain concentration all day.
We haven't had to use the nebuliser (?SP) for asthma attacks once since
the new dinners started.

 

Mick Whittingham grabbed the crayons and scrawled

The effect of nutrition on mental ability can be quite considerable.
The performance of kids at school, or better the lack thereof, can
often directly be attributed to the quality of grub they get at home.
Which helps to explain partially why kids from better off families tend
to do better, on average.

 

34% turkey.
What's the problem?

--
John

SV650
Black it is
and naked

 

From this we deduce that a goodly proportion of posters here subsist on
a steady diet of Turkey Twizzlers and chips.

 

Prawn Stars, courtesy of Red Mill Snacks, available as four packs
for a quid from all Bargain Booze establishments.

More sodium than a salt mine, and twice as tasty. YKIMS.