Kane connection?

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.html

Kandy Kane? has to be one of his stable

 

Awww I though this was going to be about the movie 'Road Kill' what I
watched last night. Load of old tripe IYAM.

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KANTURK (n.) An extremely intricate knot originally used for belaying
the topgallant foresheets of a gaff-rigged China clipper, and now more
commonly observed when trying to get an old kite out of the cupboard
under the stairs.

 

Lucretia

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/stripper.htm

 

Snopes
(Whoever penned this piece obviously isn't too familiar with how bra
sizes are determined -- DD is a large cup size, but the DD designation
simply indicates that the difference between a measurement taken just
below a woman's bust and one taken around the fullest part of her bust
is 5 inches. Therefore, a woman with a 72-DD bra size would be someone
with moderately large boobs and a gargantuan ribcage.)

 

But the tabloids insist on measuring the titcircumf, and then
subtracting the ribcircumf to get a bigger titsize. Incorrect, but
they think it helps to sell more papers.

Whichever method you use (correct or tabloid), a 72-DD would be a
whole lotta woman. ...

 

She would take your breath away.........

 

There is a porn starlet called Kany Kane though

 

Cane

Maybe whoever penned the piece first may have been acustomed to German
sizes? Where the ribcage circumference is measured in cm not inch.
72 DD would than translate to approx 28.5", which would indicate a very
skinny woman with hoooge bazoongas.

 

Ask darsy. He's in charge of being horrid and making people leave.

 

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^Kandy^

 

http://www.itsdablues.com/Kandy_Kane.jpg

Reminds me of someone...

 

William Grainger said:

Charders has been quiet lately...

 

I think he sub-contracted that one out to a Mr S Dodger.

 

Cane said:

He's very good at it.

 

Has he succeeded with Des yet, then?

 

I haven't been trying.

 

Ace said:

I think that, deep-down, he likes Des.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

I'm not totally convinced that, deep down, he's not Des.

 

I can assure you, I'm not ;-)