Just whatis the bloody point

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by steve auvache, Jul 25, 2006.

  1. of making petrol tanks that need half a fucking gallon just sloshing
    around before they will deliver?

    I have done all the static faffing around I need to do and decided that,
    as I was down to my last couple of litres of unleaded, now would be a
    good time to put the tank back on and nip straight to the garage.

    Fucking thing run for about half a minute before running out of go juice
    despite the plentiful sloshing noises when shaken and shouted at.

    Petrol tank designers are all cunts.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 25, 2006
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    Matt Chapter Guest

    That's part of the world reserves right there... you can't be using
    that just yet.
    They're in league with the oil producing companies, of course.

    HTH.
     
    Matt Chapter, Jul 25, 2006
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  3. It might stop any nasty, heavy crap in the tank from getting into the
    fuel flow ?

    (Guessing - and you might think that's what the fuel filter is for)
     
    Bryan.Williams, Jul 25, 2006
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    antonye Guest

    So we can all laugh at the stupid cunts who can't
    learn to keep them filled up properly.
     
    antonye, Jul 25, 2006
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  5. Matt Chapter wrote
    It is my petrol and I want to burn it, I want to burn it now.


    You have noticed too? Be careful who you tell, They have spies
    everywhere.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 25, 2006
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  6. wrote
    Fuel filter? We don't need no stinking fuel filter.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 25, 2006
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    Big Dave Guest


    <waves>
    <realises that he doesn't mean the ones with a 283,000 litre capacity>
    <un-waves>

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Jul 25, 2006
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  8. antonye wrote
    The types who habitually run out when on a ukrm ride out or when
    travelling to catch a ferry you mean?
     
    steve auvache, Jul 25, 2006
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    Matt Chapter Guest

    Then you wouldn't be part of the solution you'd be part of the problem,
    and that's not a very socially aware attitude. We can't have that now
    can we?
    Only person I've told is you, so if anything happens to me you're
    completely responsible. [1]

    By the way, you'll be wanting a tank with two fuel petcocks [2] to fix
    your problem...

    [1] Unless it's really cool and / or good, then I'll take the blame.

    [2] Heh, pet cocks...
     
    Matt Chapter, Jul 25, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Light a match and drop it in the tank.
     
    BGN, Jul 25, 2006
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  11. steve auvache

    BGN Guest

    We don't need no thought control...
     
    BGN, Jul 25, 2006
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  12. BGN wrote
    I sense issues.

    You know Nick, a bike is a lot like a beautiful woman..

    Sometimes they take a while to warm up but once they are cooking you can
    give it as much right wrist as it will take.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 25, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    Much like when you haven't got a beautiful woman then.

    --
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    Krusty, Jul 25, 2006
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  14. Matt Chapter wrote
    No worries, bacofoil lined helmet see, no secret new world order thought
    control rays can learn my innermost secrets.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 25, 2006
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