Just to prove I'm not the only loony

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

I should play the Groucho Opening and disband it, IIWY.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

platypus says...

# Stranded, on the toilet seat,
# What do you do when you're stranded, and you can't reach the roll
# You act like a man and wipe your arsehole with your hand
# When you're stranded, on the toilet seat.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember
(The Older Gentleman) saying
something like:

That made me laugh like a drain.

Women, eh?

"But it was a bargain."

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

You'd be surprised at those little 8" tyres.

The bike trailer I built when I was over collecting the SOYam came
fitted with rotted out 8" tyres which were replaced with HighSpeed
Trailer tyres at a cool 8quid each.

By ****, they tracked well and didn't let me down at 90mph loaded with
SOYamaha.

 

http://www.modelman5.com/images/cineprisoner3.jpg

 

See, the new diet *is* working.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

Lob the fucker /in/ the compost heap. Save a fortune in tyre warmers
.... paging Champ ...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Could be a *slight* problem with a Team-UKRM rep showing up at each
track two months before the race with a roll of chicken-wire, a bag of
grass-clippings, and a hopeful expression.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

In

"New tyres are slippy, not sticky"


--
Pete M

Mercedes 260E
Ford Capri (ressurection started)
"Never moon a werewolf"

COSOC #5
Scouse Git extraordinaire. Liverpool, Great Britain

 

Cool wet grass, think cool wet grass....

 

Kwik-Fit Training Manual.

Page one.

Line One: Always check to see if the customer is fuckwitted or female
before starting any work. Look for obvious signs of drool, 'crazy
hair', tits or a camel toe.

 

That's exactly what she said :-/

 

Depends if you're willing to transport it 100 miles from home, unload it
and say, "right get going, this'll remind you not to purchase any more
bargains from the DIY shop". At least the wheelbarrow could be used for
carrying a tent and supplies. About 4 days at a reasonable pace.

 

If, after cleaning the bike off and sending it out, any residual matter
feels a sudden attraction to the safety hay bales you might find the
bike going off at every opportunity.

 

(The Older Gentleman) had a sudden
rush of blood to the head and wrote in :

You two would spoil another couple.

--
Ash

UKRMFBC#8 BOTAFOT#82 BOTAFOF#41 HMC#5 FTB#0
ETV1000 Caponord
http://www.theredline.co.uk
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast
enough." -- Mario Andretti

 

Look on the bright side. It's not going anywhere with no wheel, so it
probably won't get driven into the Trophy.

 

Cnut

 

Just #11, and #22?

Seems "right" somehow.

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

Then there's Muck - and young Nick, too.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Pip amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I would never have bought a car if I knew I'd get a two#

I sold out and bought four wheels last November after more than 10 years
without one.

<sobs>