Just received this......

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Fucksake, I did all those months ago and he didn't send me a death threat.

<sulks>


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Currently listening to The White Stripes

 

Let's say we have an argument in the Horse and Crown. A couple of days later,
a letter arrives on my doormat. It's a death threat from you. Is that a pub
death threat or a postal death threat[1]?

[1] This is a rhetorical question, but if you are a pedant as well, you will
probably answer.

 

<makes note using cut out pieces of newspaper articles>

i Don'T kNOw wHErE yOU lIVE!

 

Foil his cunning plan by putting up 1 ton limit signs at the end of your
road.

 

If I was drinking something, I'd have spat it over my monitor and keyboard.

Funny post as well.

 

<Perk>

Really ? Phone number ?

;-)

 

I see you x-posted that, you stirring ****.

Well done.

<passes Coke>
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Hold your horses, you didn't ask The Question. I'm sure you can ask via
Lozzo, as she doesn't post to the group[1].

[1] If I don't sink as low as I can, I'll never find the acceptable humour
limits of ukrm.

 

I don't own any horses.

Anyway, I always leave *that* question for the first date as an icebreaker.

You'll either get a slap in the face or the offer of an apres
pub/cafe/restaurant/roller disco coffee.

 

*takes notes*

 

If you kept dumb ass cunts like Conor in your killfile Steve it would save
on the boredom

 

Naah, Tone gets 'em all the time.

 

So you issue Usenet threats too? Colour me unsurprised.

(To SteveH)

Nicely done, old chap. One Usenet loonie landed and another seemingly in
the keepnet.

 

We all do, now. Conor Turton, innit?

 

message

The only colours you're showing are those of a fucking idiot..

 

Sad twat

 

Someone needs a hug..
http://www.maternacord.com/

 

"My anger-management issues are bigger than yours"

 

LOL I sent my address to a couple of long forgotten twats issuing threats in
the distant past.

 

<charges camera batteries>


Steve Which roundabout?