Just had a funny turn..

Just got up sat in the lounge, all of a sudden my heartbeat went a bit
funny, my head went really hot & my vision went very white & zoned out.
Lasted about 20 seconds & then i was ok...

How odd.

 

Probably "postural hypotension".

 

Were you watching porn?

 

No, reading UKRM...

 

My BP is fine, my mrs has to monitor hers all the time, so she has a machine
& I check mine every time, never been high at all.....

 

Postural HYPOtension - a temporary LOWERING of blood pressure resulting in
dizziness. It can happen to anybody who rises rapidly from a crouching or
seated position.

 

I was just sat down, not moving....

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige

You're going to die.

HTH

 

Your OP said "just got up sat in the lounge" which made me think you had
been sitting and had then stood up

 

Sorry, i had been sat in the same position for at least 10 minutes.

 

I know, shit innit.

 

Welcome to that stage in your life when the remaining number of blow jobs
due to you is suddenly very finite.

 

Probably AIDS.

 

You'd just finished knocking one out hadn't you? Never mind that
bullshit about reading ukrm...

 

Are you suggesting the two are mutually exclusive?

 

Oh well, if it is, at least i'll take a few with me...

 

haha - not this time

 

Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters don't really count.

 

Migraine?

 

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