Jury Duty

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Mike Edwards, Mar 15, 2006.

  1. Mike Edwards

    Pete Fisher Guest

    Anyone can apply to be excused, but the chances are slim.

    The only time I was ever called they had more jurors than they needed
    and I must admit to taking the chance to be released when they offered
    it.

    As to expenses:

    http://www.hmcourts-service.gov.uk/docs/allowances_0405.zip


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    Pete Fisher, Mar 16, 2006
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  2. Mike Edwards

    Dan White Guest

    I'm pretty sure that if I *really* needed to, I could get myself discharged
    from a jury within 10 minutes. Simply telling the judge that you think you
    recognise the defendant would probably be enough.

    Having said that, I'm curious as to how the whole thing works and I'd like
    to do my bit too.
     
    Dan White, Mar 16, 2006
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  3. Mike Edwards

    darsy Guest

    get a criminal record[1].

    [1] ask Kenyon if you can borrow his "Best of Tasmin Archer".
     
    darsy, Mar 16, 2006
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  4. Mike Edwards

    Kiran Guest

    Perhaps. Of course, the judge will effectively cross examine you about
    it, and if he suspects you're lying, you'd be seriously in the shit.

    Anyway, you'd just go back to another waiting room, and wait to be
    called to another trial. I'd suspect that being involved in a trial is
    far preferable to sitting around for two weeks waiting to be called.

    Kiran
     
    Kiran, Mar 16, 2006
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  5. Mike Edwards wrote
    ****. Go and do your duty, it might be a bike thief you convict.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 16, 2006
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  6. Mike Edwards

    Cab Guest

    Leave the UK.
     
    Cab, Mar 16, 2006
    #26
  7. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear belched forth and ejected the following:
    Now that was a fucking classic!

    Made oi larf muchly that did.

    Brilliant.
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 16, 2006
    #27
  8. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Rope belched forth and ejected the following:
    You have to do more than 6 months' to get that, anything else is a
    poultry 250 a week, I think.
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 16, 2006
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  9. Mike Edwards

    Scraggy Guest

    Do you have any idea what that many chickens are worth?
     
    Scraggy, Mar 16, 2006
    #29
  10. Not generally; you get some miserable day rate. About 30 quid a day if
    you're lucky. Or maybe that's for witness expenses.

    I was called for jury duty a couple of years ago and was offered sweet
    FA for my trouble.
    Civic responsibility and all that cobblers. Fwiw, I think we all should
    do it when called on, else the system breaks down even more than it is
    already.
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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 16, 2006
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  11. Mike Edwards

    gomez Guest

    <perk>So, where do I sign?
     
    gomez, Mar 16, 2006
    #31
  12. Not really.
    Coo - that's a bit strong.
    Having had to do it and been mucked around for days on end waiting to be
    selected I cannot say it is an enjoyable task.

    While I recognise it is a duty not one single person wanted to be there.
    The powers of concentration and analysis relative to the obligation
    placed on jurors were distinctly mismatched. I am not remotely
    convinced that most of my fellow jurors properly understood the issues,
    the timeline or the evidence presented. Most had made their minds up
    long before all of the evidence was presented and could not be shifted
    from their opinion by rational discussion. I think this behaviour
    (which I assume is typical) actually poses a risk to the correct
    assessment of guilt or innocence.

    Given the judgment that has to be made (beyond reasonable doubt) I am
    not convinced that that was fulfilled correctly in the case in question.
    After the decision was made and the previous history of the defendants
    was revealed then you could conclude that justice was done. However I am
    not convinced that the requirements of the court and the judge were
    fulfilled by the peers of the defendants but I'm probably being far too
    logical about it all.

    The only judgments that I think were correctly made were that

    a) the Judge was a very impressive individual.
    b) the victim in no way deserved the treatment he got from the
    defence barristers.
    c) the defence barristers were odious, grand standing twats.

    Unfortunately none of those people were being tried in the case.
     
    Paul Corfield, Mar 16, 2006
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  13. Mike Edwards

    Cab Guest

    Blimey Champ. Fallen out of the wrong side of bed? I agree with what
    you said, btw, but bloody hell.
     
    Cab, Mar 16, 2006
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  14. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cab belched forth and ejected the following:
    He's been like it for a few days.

    Maybe his piles are giving him gyp.
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 16, 2006
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  15. Mike Edwards

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear said...
    Get a criminal record and you'll never be called
     
    Lozzo, Mar 16, 2006
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  16. Whinging Courier wrote
    Nobody loves him apparently. They all want to shag him but nobody wants
    a cuddle and he is unhappy about it.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 16, 2006
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  17. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Whinging Courier
    More like Gyp's given him piles.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 16, 2006
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  18. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Wicked Uncle Nigel belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    I could've done without that image ;-)

    I really didn't know Gyp was like that.
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 16, 2006
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  19. In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    Quite right, too.

    I've given up on women 'cos they only want me for my body.
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 16, 2006
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  20. Mike Edwards

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear said...
    I dunno if that's serious enough. I collected 2 counts of that and one
    of urinating in a public place whilst blind drunk[1] before I was 21.

    [1] So drunk I didn't notice I was pissing up the driver's door of a
    panda car with a copper in the passenger seat.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 16, 2006
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