A patrol officer pulled over an old lady for speeding.. "What's the problem, officer?" she innocently and sweetly inquires of the officer.. "Well, ma'am.. you were speeding" the cop replies.. "I need your driver's licence and insurance certificate".. The old lady still very sweetly informs the officer that she doesn't have a drivers licence.."Ma'am.. why are you driving without a licence ?" the officer askes.. "Oh..she responds..they took it away from me about four years ago for being drunk" "Well ma'am.. do you have a registration for your car ?" the cop asks her... "Oh no, officer.. it isn't my car, I just stole it from some man, a while ago".. she smiles sweetly.. "I chopped him in pieces and put him in the trunk" Damn... that cop slowly backed away from the car and promptly called for back up.. Five or six other patrol cars respond and on of the patrol supervisors consulted with the officer.. After hearing the story from the officer, he slowly approached the old lady's car with his hand on his weapon... "Please step out of the car, ma'am" he advised her...The old lady immediately exited the car.. and asked "What is the problem, officer ?" "We need some identification from you, now.. ma'am.." The supervisor told her.. "Certainly" she replied... She handed him a perfectly valid drivers licence.. "Do you have any other ID" ? the supervisor asked.."Surely" .. she handed him the registration and the insurance certificate for the car.. The cop is completely bewildered now.. "My officer tells me that you don't have a drivers licence, stole this car and murdered the owner, chopped him in little pieces and put him in the trunk of this car" he told her.."we'll need for you to open that trunk".. She complied and the officers all crowded around peering into an empty trunk... "yeah.. she replied, I bet the lying little shit, even told you I was speeding .. huh" Your friend in Irving Bill Walker
