Joke for today, stolen from another forum

Not really, because New South Wales doesn't have that magic river water

 

I had an amazing crumbed meat in Austria , looked like veal but was
stronger tasting and in butter just ferpect

 

Maybe the mainlanders simply dislike fizzy horsepiss in glass

 

It was supposed to be ironic.
Given that Victoria prides itself on being 'Horse Country' (it's even
an option for your car numberplate slogan) you would think that they
would want to keep the noise down when gun work needs doing, but for
some reason I can't fathom suppressors are illegal. The reason for
using them is so animals are not scared by the noise.

 

Irony is a fairly high form of humour VTR. Pretty ambitious for a
newsgroup where 50% of puns are too intellectual to hit their mark!

 

OK, I'll give up no then.

 

I was at a restaurant the other day and I asked the waiter to not pour
the french gravy over my meat but to keep it and serve me 2 bowls of
it later for sweets. He was a bit annoyed so he made sure I got my jus
desserts!

 

I got a car for my wife - I thought it was a good deal!

 

WHat type of car did you get ?

 

He went all funny and bought a Mister Bitchy

 

LOL! It was a /good trade/.

 

In WA you can, and people do, get licence plates with the Geelong
football club logo, and any other club logo you care to name.

Actually I looked into custom logo plates for work once. You only need
to have twenty vehicles and supply your own logo and they'll make them
for you. At a fee, of course. In WA it is a once only fee and the
plates become your property. You can sell them to the highest bidder.

Theo

 

Sorry, I didn't get that. Those puns were obviously not very well
aimed then.

Theo

 

^^^^^^^^^^
Prosecution rests.

 

Just heard another...

My mate broke his leg on a doormat last week... I probably should have
explained the concept of a helter skelter to him!