Joke for today, stolen from another forum

Stolen from another forum

And here we go...

#10 -You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for
a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

 

#1 - Not in Victoria!

 

#1 - Not in Victoria!

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Victoria. Horse country.


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Yes,
More worried about fucking horse owners and their fucking melbourne cup,
instead of the farmers
with the locust plague

 

Christ, Victoria's locus plagues are insane.

I recall flying a light aircraft through one in 1977. Had to land at
Horsham to refuel and descend through this cloud of insects. Got on
the ground and the prop and leading edge of the wings were coverered
in dead locust splat.

1984 I was riding up along the Murray with a couple of mates. I had a
VF1000R. The other two had unfaired bike so we figured it was better I
went first as I was more protected. I decided to wear fully padded
race leathers, but the little fuckers still hurt when they hit my
knees. We got to Swan Hill and the radiator on the bike was clogged
with the little bastards. took ages to clean them out.

They do no work well with mechanical transport.

 

I remember riding through them to Swan Hill in April this year, they were
not in plague proportions then, but they were a carpet of brown on the
roads.
I had to put my hand up to cover my face ( open face) but the fuckers still
got through my fingers.
Going up that way this weekend to St. Arnaud, but using the full face this
time

 

Are you sure you need a gun for locusts George?

 

Bill
Have you seen the size of the fuckers ??

you need a fuckcing howitzer to get them

 

I have to agree with George.

**** the Melbourne Cup. If what they are predicting is going to hit,
it is way worse than the loss of a horse race. I am a little biased as
I HATE horse racing.

 

I don't mind horses
especially crumbed then butter fried with some fava beans and zucc's

 

Different horsepower JohnO
one of them when you wring its neck it goes like the clappers
the other when you wring its neck
it falls over
Tempt you with a Bundy?

 

Yep, lot's more than one horsepower though

Will be drinking one or three this afternoon. Boags is rare up here,
unlike Melbourne.

 

I tried horse last year, not much chop....the wild boar was far, far
nicer

mh
(roasted roo is hard to beat)

 

What's your point?

Pat

 

Well my point is that Victoria's locust plagues are insane. What's
your point?

 

But what point was the locus of the plagues?
(Tryin' to help here Postman Pat)

 

Ok, I'll pay that. Hadn't noticed the typo

 

Right to a "T"

 

Too many Tasmanians migrating here

 

I grew up with smoked horsemeat sangers for lunch. You can only get
smoked beef here, neigh as nice.

Theo

 

Well considering Boags is now owned by Tooheys, I'm surprised it isn't
more common here.