Job Vacancy

Any qualified mechanics want to come down here and work in the sunshine.

All the important things are reasonable cheap down here (beer, houses) bikes
are not so cheep but there are not to many about.

E-mail if you are intrerested or pass it on to someone who may be and I will
send more details.

Rich

 

"DDastardly" wrote a load of crap>

and realises that the speeeling is somewhat lax

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DDastardly

And here is?..

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer As featured in
Performance Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

About 12000 miles away from you.
The money is crap by UK standards but the sunshines just about every day.
You can also ride flat out for five or six hours and still be in the same
state.

Work it out yet?

DD

 

Or if that doesn't help, the .au email address is about as big a fucking
giveaway as I can think of.

 

"Bear" > wrote in message > I thought you were around when DD was a ukrm
regular? Maybe slightly

Thats got to be the first nice thing anybody posted on here about me.

Are you Drunk?

DD

 

Somewhere with a .au addy, so darn under somewheer.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Car or bike ?

Check for the former, talented amateur for the latter, specialisation
in Diesel systems and Air brakes ..

P.

 

Looking for somebody with good engine management diagnostic skills.

Though the job will mostly be LPG conversions you have to be able to put
them right when they shit themselves.

Piece off piss really once you get the hang of it.

DD

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, DDastardly belched forth and ejected the
following:

So does one have to be qualified or can it be learnt on the job?

 

Next door to porl?

 

Yeah, I've had a couple of bikes that crap as well.

 

BASTARD!!

Coffee--laptop interface again!!

DD

 

Yeah, but he don't like getting his hands dirty and can't wield a spanner
properly for toffee!

Fekin part-time split arse mekanik

 

Relocation expenses.
UK equivalent of £40k per annum
Company vehicle
regular supply of beer

I'll take it

 

Easy in your air conditioned climate controlled workshop.

Bit harder in the driveway on a couple of axle stands/bricks

P.

 

Nidge wrote

Rest assured, were ever I were to consider a vanity email identity/name
I would try to come up with something a little more original than that.

So your broken sig sep is a coincidence is it? Fucking bad manners is
what I calls it.

 

Fekin poof!

You want to put an Escort clutch in in the snow and have the water runing
down yer neck as the lorries go past at oooomph MPH only 3ft from your
earole...

 

Not to mention the 25bhp CG125...

 

Mr Alun Davies wrote

There is a box on the corner wherever you get a set of traffic lights.
I used to fix them. Not the boxes, I didn't fix them, it was the
gubbins inside that was my area of expertise. An absolute pisser of a
job in the winter it was. Did you know that in the good old days they
were made from good old PO Type 300 eletromecanonical gubbins? Carried
240 Volts on bare contacts as well they did.

Kin handsome job in the summer though, especially for me doing the west
lunnon computer links up and down the Kings Road in Chelsea back in the
time when yer granny burnt her bra and wore see through blouses. Those
were the days. Whatever you do though don't talk to yer granny about it
and ask for a demonstration.