Jennifer Hawkins sparks gang violence.

Jennifer Hawkins, modelling Myer's new winter look, Boss Black, has
stirred the ire of Sydney's Goth scooter gangs.

One Goth gang member, identifed only by his nickname,Toospooky, said
"I won't put up with this! Black belongs to the Goths! We own black!
If Myer continue with this clear infringement of our IP, we will trash
every Myer store in Sydney!" Toospooky was beside himself with rage,
wiping away the running black eye liner caused by his tears of
frustration.

Stamping his goth boots in the signature Goth scooter gang mannerism
known as "the tantrum tap", he signalled that things would go very
badly for Myers if they do not behave themselves.

"I've got only one thing to say to Jennifer Hawkins," Toospooky said
between sobs of goth rage "and that is Onions!!!"

Soon after this outburst, Toospooky retreated into a phone box to do a
line fo Ritilin.

More news at five, pictures at eleven.

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

I'd invite her to an Onion.

From 0:42 on. http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/137227/detail/

 

Way too spooky...

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

If she is going to be the onion, I want to have first taste

 

Hope you like the taste of fish.



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Sandgroper

 

Oh gawd , is that term still used these days ?


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Well, yes, according to Toospooky. I just report the facts, man..

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

For Jennifer Hawkins, I reckon I could force myself.

 

Ask G. He's the one throwing around soggy crumpet.

 

....as much as I hate this thread..... [grudging applause]

betty

 

Gerry would be the one stirring the porridge

 

Nah, he'd be out the back strangling the chicken.

 

Sorry Betty, it's like when we have a female firie on the crew I guess,
foul language, disgusting sexual imagery, tales of debauchery.

I wish those girls'd tone it down a bit sometimes...

 

Same here.
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Sandgroper

 

http://i42.tinypic.com/27zvkax.jpg

 

............ and he is not using a spoon .




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Sandgroper

 

ROFL
Somehow I can imagine some people being dressed as fairies tripping through
the tulips.



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Sandgroper

 

You haven't met Smack then!