JEJ - The Vader Sessions

This cheered me up after a particularly miserable bfday yesterday:

 

Ginge ... see thread from yesterday "OT: The Vader Sessions".

 

I couldn't be arsed to look through GG.

I'll go back to moping about the house then.

 

Or switch on Eurosport and watch Superbikes followed by MotoGP.

 

Awww, come tell aunty UKRM.

 

Pissed women and pissed blokes who can't keep their hands
to themselves... just a typical UKRM post I guess.

 

Pissed women who can't keep their hands to themselves sounds like the
makings of a splendid birthday to me. Well unless they're fat munters
obviously.

--
Krusty.

http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
Off-road classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250

 

Roadkill.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Some bloke fiddled with your tackle and his wife twatted you for letting
him?

Regular pikey night.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

He's only with us temporarily for a re-homing charity while we boserve
his bahaviour (Dominant/Submissive/etc) while they shortlist him for
suitable homes.

Poppy and Puppy X do not get on. They like the play 'rough' but Poppy
is a good deal larger than Puppy X.

 

We can now close this thread. That is the perfect name. And you owe me a new
keyboard!

 

Dave. Dave is the best name for a dog. I always wanted a dog called Dave
but my first one was a bitch, and the second one came pre-supplied with
a name that he'd had for 6 years, so it seemed unfair to change it.

Call him Dave.

 

He is called Mr. Ben.

 

Oh well. He'll always be Dave to me.

 

Watch it mate... I'm nobody's bitch[1]


[1] Well nobody apart from my wife.

Dave

 

Champ says...

I want a dog called Eric[1]

[1]Anyone ever read The Wasp Factory, by Iain Banks?

 

My wife's cats [1][2]are called Oscar, Paddy, George, Flo, Stanley,
Elsie and Rosie

[1] Technically two of them belong to someone else but they fucked off
to Azerbaijan leaving us holding the baby.
[2] She had the rest when we met and as I don't like cats I refuse to
accept that they are mine.

 

Excellent. Also like The Crow Road (less wierd) and some of his Sci-fi
particularly Excession.

 

Champ says...

Seriously twisted fucker, isn't he? I thought Eric would be a good dog's
name to try and redress the balance.

 

But not as disturbing as "complicity" IIRC.