Janitorial fame...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wik, Apr 16, 2004.

  1. Wik

    Wik Guest

    ....ITV, London, now.
    :-D

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    | Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
    |# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
    |That the scenery | It always gives the test first
    |Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
    ***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****
     
    Wik, Apr 16, 2004
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  2. Wik

    Alex Ferrier Guest

    Arse! beat me to it.

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    Alex
    BMW R1150GS
    DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
    http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
    Windy's "little soldier"
     
    Alex Ferrier, Apr 16, 2004
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  3. Wik

    JP Guest


    Damn - spotted!!
     
    JP, Apr 17, 2004
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  4. Wik

    Lozzo Guest

    JP says...
    Fame without the fortune, though I can't help thinking you might have
    struck a lucrative deal with the TV crew somewhere along the line.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 17, 2004
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  5. Wik

    Wik Guest

    Heh, we'd have likely flicked (we didn't see the very beginning) until I
    spotted "BarZuka" in the background of one of the pieces and Suze said
    something like "ooh, I wonder if we'll spot JP?!"

    Respect mate, speshly dealing with the scrotes with the Escort.
    :)
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    | Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
    |# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
    |That the scenery | It always gives the test first
    |Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
    ***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****
     
    Wik, Apr 17, 2004
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  6. Wik

    dwb Guest

    "So you're a police officer, yet were still doing 140mph on one wheel?"
     
    dwb, Apr 17, 2004
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  7. Wik

    JP Guest


    It was a pool car - not insured etc etc and used by any of the local
    scrotes. And the reason I kept saying - "you know how it is" etc - it
    was the fourth car I`ve had off the same bloke - he hates me!!
     
    JP, Apr 17, 2004
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  8. JP wrote
    <concerned ratepayer mode>

    Pool car??

    </cfm>
     
    steve auvache, Apr 17, 2004
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  9. Wik

    Kiran Guest

    I switched over just as they were pulling over a bike. I thought that might
    have been you but then realised who was the real star of the show.

    Oddly, I did wonder all that fuss with the suspected rape, only for the
    voiceover to say, "in the end, there was no assault". WTF happened then?
     
    Kiran, Apr 17, 2004
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  10. Wik

    Azi Raphale Guest

    's what they call a company car here. SOC nicked or bought for a few quid
    off the knackers. The local scrotes then use it to bomb around in. When it
    get's boring, it is usually torched.

    azi.
     
    Azi Raphale, Apr 18, 2004
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  11. Wik

    JP Guest

    You missed the earlier bit where he turned off his lights and went up
    a footpath on seeing me

    14 year old girl, unconcious in alleyway, naked from waist down. Turns
    out she was rejected by some local bloke for a shag, got pissed and
    then decided to self -abuse herself - then fell asleep through the
    booze. Had to be treated as a sus rape until we knew better
     
    JP, Apr 19, 2004
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  12. From Bushell on the Box

    http://www.people.co.uk/bushellonthebox/

    "THE cops took all of 20 seconds to keep the peace in posh Guildford on
    Crimefighters UK. You could cause terror there with a balloon and stick.
    To see a show like this done properly, go to Bravo for The World's
    Wildest Police Videos."
     
    Paul Corfield, Apr 20, 2004
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  13. Wik

    JP Guest


    There speaks someone who has never been to Guildford - and believes
    that every part of Surrey is full of stockbrokers. Must show that
    piece to the WPC who was stabbed in the chest last week - in
    Guildford! I`ve e-mailed him asking if he wants to come out for a
    shift - with a put up or shut up line to end it!
     
    JP, Apr 21, 2004
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  14. Wik

    sweller Guest

    Too right. The pubs are banging there.
     
    sweller, Apr 21, 2004
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  15. Brilliant! I really didn't expect that reaction at all. Please tell us
    if he takes you up on the offer - so ukrm can come and heckle and
    generally cause mayhem.
     
    Paul Corfield, Apr 21, 2004
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  16. Wik

    Lozzo Guest

    Simian says...
    We agree on something then.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 21, 2004
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  17. Thirded
     
    Boots Blakeley, Apr 23, 2004
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  18. I see Guildford hasn't really changed over the years then. I recall
    seeing the alleged result of a soldier being thrown out of a 1st floor
    window at the now defunct Bunters.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Apr 23, 2004
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