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Thundersprint on the Sunday I think.

 

BP is foul and evil and I appear to be in the wrong newsgroup - time
for bed.

 

When they put you away can I have the goose?

 

At last we find something to disagree on.

Morning!

 

But only the fatty variety. And I'm not talking that sliced fried crap,
Boiled links cut down the centre with lashings of English Mustard.

 

I was calling you fat bastard, and acknowledging that I'm hardly a
racing snake.

 

Afternoon.

 

Christofire says...

Ah right, I'll grant you that. I do seem to have become a bit of a pie-
eater recently.

 

I've swallowed plenty of blood in my time and I used to love BP as a
kid but as I've grown older I have disliked it more.

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enough." -- Mario Andretti

 

If you promise to visit me?

 

Half right. Better with a fried egg[1] and tomato ketchup.

[1] The yolk must be runny, so that it squirts all over your chest when
you bite into it.

 

Of course, it wouldn't be an egg banjo otherwise.

 

Cake with a file in it? Actually no, then you'd have the goose back -
I'll visit but no cake.

<mind control>
You want another bike, the goose will be surplus to requirements, that
nice Lady Nina will take it off your hands.
</mind control>

 

Has your penis fallen off yet?

 

I had one of them but it was while I was married so never needed the
folded seats!

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<nods>

I've just been out for breakfast and had a banana/mango/orange fruit
juice followed by french toast with apple and cinnamon covered in
maple syrup and a 'bowl' of cafe latte.

twas lovely but I feel sick now!

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We obviously have different definitons of both mind and control.

<reluctant smile>