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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Krusty, Jun 2, 2009.

  1. Krusty

    Catman Guest

    Why on earth would you worry about getting the gas cut off on a £60k salary?

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    Catman, Jun 3, 2009
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  2. Krusty

    Simes Guest

    It's not (on this occasion).

    Come on Paul - You are a senior chap at your place, could you afford to
    live in London during the week (say Mon to Thur inclusive) and back in
    Newcastle (apologies if you home was Durham or Hartlepool but you get the
    idea) so that you could work there the other 3 days - even on the nice
    wedge you are on now?

    Bear in mind you will need a car - almost certainly - for visiting rural
    parts of your home town regularly, you will need an office at both
    locations, with broadband etc and room to welcome business guests -
    clients whatever.

    On top of that, you will be required to whizz up and down (on the train
    for free maybe) during the week to attend civic functions, meetings etc.

    How much of this will you fund out of your wages and how much do you
    think the employer should help out?

    You will have hundreds of items of mail every day to wade through and
    reply to. You will have total strangers wanting exclusive access to your
    time when it suits them. You will have papers for the work in the house
    to read and try to understand, so that you can explain them to your
    constituents and so that you can ensure that the executive is behaving
    themselves and you are being diligent in your role of ensuring the
    manifesto promises are being met.


    Do you think 60k for a job that means you can't fart in peace at any time
    is enough? If you go out of an evening, it will have to be on one of
    your very few evenings off, and if you dare have too much to drink, or
    pull, you will be on the front page tomorrow.

    Still think the money is OK?

    Just in case you do, we'll remove all job security and effectively exempt
    you from both the working time directive and UK employment law in that
    you can be sacked at a moments notice, either by the electorate or by the
    whips leaving you with nothing.

    I'm not saying 60k in itself is a bad wedge per se, but self-employed
    electricians make more, and don't put themselves through the mill in the
    same way.
     
    Simes, Jun 3, 2009
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    darsy Guest

    YM

    "j'ai des compagnons avec le Semtex"

    I mean, come on, I can do the fucking basics.

    I think I'm being unsubtly influences by the fact that A. recently
    bought a CD of "French Cafe Classics" and every fucking time I seem to
    come home from work "La Mer" by Charles Trenet is playing on the
    mediacentre.
     
    darsy, Jun 3, 2009
  4. Krusty

    Simes Guest

    Have you tried running two houses on 60k? And supporting a crack habit
    and mistress in London and one back home too?
     
    Simes, Jun 3, 2009
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:37:54 +0100, Catman

    snip>
    You need to take a peek and see how much hookers and cocaine cost in
    Westminster.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jun 3, 2009
  6. Krusty

    Simes Guest

    I pick up the crumbs from your table.
     
    Simes, Jun 3, 2009
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    Why do you *need* two houses? What's wrong with good old brothels,
    crack houses and a spot of dogging, like everyone else?
     
    Alex Ferrier, Jun 3, 2009
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    Simes Guest

    Tony is an MP?
     
    Simes, Jun 3, 2009
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    Adrian Guest

    I don't think anybody's suggesting that the costs of London accomodation
    shouldn't be met for "non-home-counties" MPs.
    Likewise, of course travel costs & office costs should be met.
    Being an MP should - as with being a councillor, which carries much of
    the same public focus (albeit local rather than national) but much lower
    remuneration - be regarded as a vocation, not a lucrative career move.
    <cough>
    "Nothing"? There's very little can be done to lob an MP out of parliament
    other than at a general election - and if an MP leaves at an election,
    they get a VERY healthy "resettlement allowance".
    Mmm. That old "Tradesmen coin it in" chestnut. I'm not sure it's got a
    lot of basis in reality outside of Harry Enfield.
     
    Adrian, Jun 3, 2009
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    darsy Guest

    sort of like some manner of scavenger-walrus.
     
    darsy, Jun 3, 2009
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    Adrian Guest

    On top of his £65k salary, the £20k my local MP claims in second home
    allowance (because, apparently, a two minute walk to the tube station
    then 40min to Westminster is too far for the poor dear) works out to just
    under £240 per day that Parliament sits.
     
    Adrian, Jun 3, 2009
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    DR Guest

    Champ posted:
    Even that would be a welcome change from doing what the Whip says.
     
    DR, Jun 3, 2009
  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
    Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm more than happy to pay my fair share.

    Just not more than that.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 3, 2009
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    ginge Guest

    Simes, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

    Easy fix, mistress in a London crack-house.
     
    ginge, Jun 3, 2009
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    Adrian Guest

    Thought she said £7, but you're right - she came across as very wrapped
    up in her own "celebrity" status.
     
    Adrian, Jun 3, 2009
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    Catman Guest

    LOL. I actually think I could reasonably comfortably but meh. I don't
    *want* to, that I accept.

    But seriously, they don't have to 'run two houses' on 60k, there is an
    expenses system which, AIUI is designed to cover that.

    If it's *necessary*

    Personally I don't believe it's *necessary* for my local MP to claim
    £13k for a second home[1] in Westminster when he lives in Harlow.

    SWMBO commutes every day without problem. I commute a ****** site further.

    [1] Which is not to say he doesn't need office staff, etc etc etc.
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    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 145 2.0 Cloverleaf 156 V6 2.5 S2
    Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Jun 3, 2009
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    Catman Guest

    In the interests of strict accuracy I know at least one plumber that
    earns more than that.

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    Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 145 2.0 Cloverleaf 156 V6 2.5 S2
    Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Jun 3, 2009
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    Champ Guest

    How much is your "fair share"?

    Please show your working...
     
    Champ, Jun 3, 2009
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    I'm not so sure. The BNP have been waved in our faces as the bogey man
    deliberately. I'm reasonably sure that other than their regular hardcore
    support there in reality is a tiny cross ection of the public dim witted
    enough to be swayed by them. They may pick up the odd seat, but hey that's
    democracy. You have to live with the rough as well as the smooth.
     
    Alex Ferrier, Jun 3, 2009
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    Simes Guest

    I have no moustache. Otherwise - uncanny.
     
    Simes, Jun 3, 2009
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