I've won the spanish lottery!

Unbeknown to me, my friend Dr Daniel Martins was playing the spanish
lottery on my behalf - and wants to share my win of nearly 1 MILLION
EUROS with me!

I can't believe my luck!




I don't even read my spam emails, but this was a handwritten envelope
with a spanish stamp posted in Malaga. All I have to do to claim is
send my bank details and a copy of my ID. Yeah right. Or phone an
international number at which point I'll be asked to transfer a rather
large admin fee over according to a quick google.


Makes a change getting it in snail mail, I wonder where they got my name
and address details from?


The rats are currently ripping it up to use for bedding, having grabbed
it off me whilst I'm typing this.

On Topic: CB72 engine back in frame - at last!

 

You should have shit in it & sent it back.

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Nige,

Honda VTR1000 SOLD!
BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue
Aprilia RSV Mille

 

Post some pics Mike. I for one would love to see how it's looking.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Send it to me, I'll pick your winnings up when I'm there next week.
50/50 OK ?

 

Woohoo! You too, eh?
I won it a couple of years ago and two years before that, and just last
week. I'll be rolling in it one that nice Senor Menendez pulls his
finger out and processes my claims.

 

Be fair, they weren't al that bad.

 

http://www.toastyhamster.plus.com/IMG_2353.jpg
http://www.toastyhamster.plus.com/IMG_2354.jpg
http://www.toastyhamster.plus.com/IMG_2355.jpg

I've kept ukrmc up to date, I'll post some more pics at the weekend. Not
much of your paintwork on it yet do to my incredibly slow chromer.

 

In message

But Dr Daniel only wants 10%!

 

That frame looks fucking magic. If the rest of the rebuild looks as good,
it's going to be a smart looking bike.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Or at the very least, wanked a pig off into it!

 

Rats are handy like that arent they,

i dont have a shredder, i just post all my unwanted reciepts and mail
through the rats cage, and they ensure no one can get any details off the
paperwork,

letters and the like they make nests out of, my smallest rat 'honey' makes
lovely nests, usually 6 times the size of her with multiple entrances and
chambers, she even uses the clear plastic bits from envelopes for windows.

They all love eating that thermal paper reciepts are made of, i'd love to
see a crim get my card details off a reciept after it's been processed by a
rat,

One down side to them loving to shred paper is when they are out free
ranging on a night, they actively seek out any comics and magazines and
destroy them,
lost a few vintage viz comics to them cos of that, the little buggers have
worked out how to open the drawers i had them stored in by going up the back
of the cabinet and pushing the drawer out, then another will go in the
drawer and push a comic out, and they will all pounce on it and it's dust in
60 seconds.