I've won the Lotto

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by spida, May 1, 2004.

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    spida Guest

    So that's beers*577 then.
     
    spida, May 1, 2004
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    Steve Brassett Guest

    Life just keeps getting better and better.
     
    Steve Brassett, May 1, 2004
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    Molly Guest

    Well 45 quid, still it's my first ever win.....of anything.
     
    Molly, May 1, 2004
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    GPZ Guest

    You could buy another 45 jackets.
     
    GPZ, May 1, 2004
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    Molly Guest

    I found a pound coin and thought I should do the lotto with it.
     
    Molly, May 1, 2004
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    Dave Swindell Guest

    Hmmmm! First win. 45 quid. How long has lotto been going? How much
    do you spend a week? How much have you spent over the years to win 45
    quid? I win 50 quid twice a week, by never buying lotto tickets :)

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    Dave Swindell, May 2, 2004
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    Mark + Guest

    I won £ 2100 once from the lotto
    but i was running a sindicate at the time
    payout was less the £ 50 each
    Bugger !

    Vass
    YZF-R1,CBR1100xx-x
     
    Mark +, May 2, 2004
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    HedgeHog Guest

    hehe, well done that lass - now go and spend it :eek:)
     
    HedgeHog, May 2, 2004
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    Molly Guest


    Nothing really, I found the £1 coin when I was out running and thought
    it might bring me luck if I bought a lotto ticket....It did.
     
    Molly, May 2, 2004
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    Molly Guest


    I did.
    http://tinyurl.com/2cuav
    Well some of it.
     
    Molly, May 2, 2004
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    Sir.Tony Guest

    Lucky you, I've never won anything on it
     
    Sir.Tony, May 2, 2004
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    Dave Swindell Guest

    Gobsmacked :) Congratulations.

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    Dave Swindell Guest

    So what part of not spending 50 quid meaning I'm 50 quid better off
    don't you understand?

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    Dave Swindell, May 2, 2004
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    Steve Brassett Guest

    Bloody hell, that was cheap.

    You're on a roll. Any tips for the gee-gees?
     
    Steve Brassett, May 2, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    Dave, did you actually read what you wrote?
     
    petrolcan, May 2, 2004
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    Dave Swindell Guest

    Yes. Did you read the smiley?

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    Dave Swindell Guest

    (Groan!) By not squandering said amount of money on the 1 in several
    million chance of winning. You will notice, if you read between the
    lines of my actual words, the clear implication that I do not spend 50
    quid *twice* a week - that is on both the regular lottery draws in this
    country. It was always my assumption that my teachers were correct when
    they told me that twice 50 makes 100, but modern maths may well have
    come to another conclusion, perhaps you can enlighten me.

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    Dave Swindell, May 3, 2004
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    Dave Swindell Guest

    In the eye of the beholder. 'Tain't my fault if you ain't got any.

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    Dave Swindell, May 3, 2004
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    Porl Guest

    Because he'd definitely have the 50 quid, if that's how much he spent on
    lottery tickets in a week, by not spending them on lottery tickets. You'd
    actually have to spend 10 million on them to win 10 million by not spending
    10 million.

    All perfectly logical.
     
    Porl, May 3, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    Did you see who was posting?
     
    deadmail, May 3, 2004
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