I've ridden that bike

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If my memory serves me well, Mitsui Yamaha only had one press bike when
the 500LC first came over here.

Mat Oxley threw me the keys one night on Bedford market square and
followed me to the Sandy roundabout and back on my 350LC. I've forgotten
who Mat was writing for at the time, but he used to come down town and
show us all the new bikes and get our reaction to them. He was pretty
much in agreement with me on my opinion of the RD500LC as well, IIRC. I
wasn't that impressed with it considering all the hype and over-
exagerated claims made by Yamaha.

 

Brecon Quaddy, then editor of bike, tested it and had to spend half an
hour hiding behind a Little Chef, in a (successful) attempt to dodge
Plod who were chasing him.

 

The Older Gentleman says...

Who was Mat Oxley writing for then? A few years later Mat was living
with a burd called Jenny, whose best mate is my 3 younger kid's mum.

 

Good Christ! You Brits need to understand genetic diversity. Is there
anyone over there who's not related to everyone else on the bloody island?

And now your PM wants to restrict immigration!

Holy shit, you've already inbred yourselves into a backwater, third-world
hell-hole with precious little chance of ever getting better and an odds-on
favorite for getting much worse.

Your former colonies are doing so much better than you that they're
whipping your tea-sipping butts on the world market and all you can do is
argue about whether an Indian Royal Enfield is a classic motorcyle when its
English parent obviously wasn't.

Jesus H. Christ!

Don't you fools even care? Or is losing just another wonderful English
tradition ever since William the Conqueror?

You people need a serious national slap in the cocksucker. 4fuxache, what
ever happened to the nation which once ruled the seas, and the Earth as a
consequence?

Too inbred and dumbed down to care is my guess. Your great writer, Herbert
George Welles, postulated the Eloi. They, too, were led willingly to the
slaughter, mindlessly. But he put it thousands of years into the future.

You're there, now.

doc

 

doc says...

It could be worse. We could be like the uneducated morons who inhabit
that expanse of land to the east of us, over the Atlantic Ocean. Merkins
we call them, or knuckledraggers when we're feeling a bit unkind.

 

No, Lozzo; it couldn't. You Brits always find excuses when you need to find
reasons. Problem is, you inbred twats can't distinguish between the twain.

Best,
doc

P.S. Twain means two, for the Brits who might be fingering their way
through these messages.

 

doc says...

I'm not British, you mong.

 

Wot? Oz? Canuck? Some other forgotten outpost of the defunct empire?

No matter; you still bow down and you've all lost the capacity for
independent thinking. It's an ipso facto thing, not that you'd understand.

Christ. Now I'm going to have to try to explain Latin to a fucking Brit.

They understood liebenstraum well enough, though, when they bowed to a
certain Austrian hooligan and brought about their own downfall.

Any bets that this mental defective will have a snappy comeback?

And still be a third-world hellhole?

doc

 

doc says...

All this shit from a man whose nation voted the fucktard Bush back into
power, after a disastrous first term. You and your countrymen are a joke
man, a proper joke.

 

My countrymen, yes. Me, no. You wouldn't understand democracy, you royal
little tool.

You're still a man without a country, though. No doubt, some other
ball-less British fucktard will sing your fucking praises.

Shit, I'll even start it with a hymn:


"Hymn, hymn, **** him."

****.


And twain still means two, no matter which illiterate country you happen to
call home these days.

Twat.

 

Exactly the same thing as is happening to your nation now.

 

What are you on about? Everybody knows what "twain" means, but it's an
archaism: nobody uses it anymore, except for the likes of Kipling or Sam
Clemens, and they're dead. You don't hear NASA going "four, three, twain,
one, zero" when they set off those expensive fireworks, do you?

 

So, welcome to the shit-hole, right?

Jeez, you Brits have all the fucking answers.

Ever think about finding a way to crawl out of it instead of dragging
everyone else in? Doubt it; you wogs have never had a clue, so you just
continue to spiral downward. ****, your currency isn't worth a shit anymore
and loses value daily.

Learn to work. Quit complaining. Pull up your pants, turn your hat around,
and get a fucking job.

What's so hard about that?


doc

 

You must be English; no other people on this earth have so much to bitch
about while their people spiral on down to the road to hell.

I'll probably contribute a dollar or two when they have the "help the poor
starving English" campaign in a few years. Maybe you'll get some Spam
because of my contribution.

And you'll be grateful for it.

Best,
doc

 

How is Arnie, still fat and stupid ?

A fine ambassador of American intelligence.

 

He lives in a country where more people speak Spanish than 'English'
what would he know about language

 

Guess again. I'm not English - I'm simply fluent.

 

Or fluently simple. You don't have to be English for that.

But it helps.

Best,
doc

Oh, Christ; you're not trying to get around the English part by claiming
you're Welsh, Irish, Scottish or some other conquered English land, are
you? Basically, if you prefer tea to coffee for your morning libation, then
you're English.

And gay.

Best,
doc

 

Yeah, paying your own way is so much better than having ever increasing
debts isn't it?
http://www.americaneconomicalert.org/ticker_home.asp

Tony

 

doc says...

Americans, so dumb they couldn't even invent their own language. In
America the only culture they have grows in petri dishes. They're so
stupid they still pay top dollar for motorcycles that were hopelessly
outdated 40 years ago.

I could go on, but quite frankly I'm far too kind to repeatedly mock the
afflicted.