I've got this distinct feeling that I'm being watched...

.... by you lot.

Mind ewe, most of the questions that seem to be chucked my way
definitely deserve responses in public, although I forgot to tick the
appropriate tick box on the response to Fr Jack's question...

My guess is that out of 8 watchers on the BMW auction, I'll have a 100%
UKRM hit rate...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Timo Geusch

Oh you ****, you've published them!

I get this distinct feeling I'm doomed to K75 ownership in a few days'
time.

Woe is me. Woe and thrice woe.

I wonder how long it'll take me to kill it dead? I shall instigate the
"zero maintenance" experiment.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I looked at it earlier, I was visitor number 399 and the price was 399.
Spooky or what?

I didn't bid on it mind

 

I'm sorry, but those questions were far too good not to be shared with the
rest of the world/UKRM...

Got a second job as a courier then?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

I bid. I'll buy.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I'll help you sort it out but first off has to be getting Pip over with
a can of Mil Spec satin black paint or Beav could do something "proper".
It could be quite good craic at that money. I'm sure we can get it
riding nicely. Another £400 (1) and some machining could turn it into
quite a pleasant steed in fact. That it has the black anodised running
gear makes it easy to tart up. I have a spare pair of panniers/locks.

(1) forks, shock and some attention to brakes (we may be able to
persuade some cast iron rotors from something else to fit)

 

He's a better rider than I thought though

"Hop on, press button, go to London. At the end of the day,
do the same in reverse"