I've got an itch to scratch.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Whinging Courier, Jun 13, 2005.

  1. Whinging Courier

    Ace Guest

    I doubt if you'll get many takers apart from WC.

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    Ace, Jun 15, 2005
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  2. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    My top speed is nowhere near what it was. It does accelerate quicker
    than it did. That's honest, too.

    Anyway, those that bleat from a POV of knowing **** all about my bike
    can go stick in their arse, I really DGAF either (or any) way.

    I notice the "how do you know" brigade still won't challenge me to a
    straight line race. I say straight line because I know my bike's shit
    round corners compared to new bikes.

    Anyway, **** 'em, and **** their mothers too.

    That is all.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jun 15, 2005
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  3. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    My top speed is nowhere near what it was. It does accelerate quicker
    than it did. That's honest, too.

    Anyway, those that bleat from a POV of knowing **** all about my bike
    can go stick in their arse, I really DGAF either (or any) way.

    I notice the "how do you know" brigade still won't challenge me to a
    straight line race. I say straight line because I know my bike's shit
    round corners compared to new bikes.

    That is all.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jun 15, 2005
    #43
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    dwb Guest

    Do you think he believes the rat bike will actually keep up with the Gixxer
    (or even the 750) - or that the race bike will break down? :)
     
    dwb, Jun 15, 2005
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  5. Whinging Courier

    dwb Guest

    Er.. but surely the point is you'd need someone with a modern 600 to
    challenge you as that was the assertion... none of hte people in this thread
    have a modern 600.

    If you want to race a GSX-R 1000 I think you might be watching it
    disappear...

    I'll race you on the DL1000 though if you like - when you win (as you
    should[1]) you can still say you beat a 'modern'[2] 1000 bike.



    [1] heavy'ish (200kg), 98bhp, hard to get going.
    [2] the engine design's almost 10 years old mind you.
     
    dwb, Jun 15, 2005
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  6. Whinging Courier

    Ace Guest

    **** knows. He seems more to be saying that he's a quicker rider than
    Champ, which may be the case, I suppose, although from his previous
    postings it would seem, err, shall we say somewhat unlikely?

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    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2
    `\|/`
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    Ace, Jun 15, 2005
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  7. Whinging Courier

    Ace Guest

    There aren't so many sports 600 riders around atm, perhaps? I'm sure
    any of the gixxer thou owners would be more than happy to take you on
    if you truly think there'd be any sort of contest.


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    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2
    `\|/`
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    Ace, Jun 15, 2005
    #47
  8. Whinging Courier

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Maybe the race will take place on a hard-shoulder of a motorway in
    rush-hour?
     
    Ben Blaney, Jun 15, 2005
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    dwb Guest

    Wasn't that when he got nicked? :)
     
    dwb, Jun 15, 2005
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    Pip Guest

    That's a little minty.
     
    Pip, Jun 15, 2005
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    porl Guest

    Well, you blatantly do since you want to "race" a 600 in a straight line.
    Have you fettled it or something? Measuring your engine tuning skills
    against those of the 600 manufacturers? What exactly are you gagging to
    prove?
     
    porl, Jun 15, 2005
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  12. Whinging Courier

    porl Guest

    I'm trying to think of a track made entirely from straights with no corners,
    aside from disused runways and I can't imagne they take a lot of learning.
     
    porl, Jun 15, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    I don't know, Champ'll have us looking after his bike.
     
    sweller, Jun 16, 2005
    #53
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    Lozzo Guest

    porl says...
    You have to bear in mind the first trophy Champ ever took away from the
    IoM.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 16, 2005
    #54
  15. Whinging Courier

    Lozzo Guest

    Ace says...
    He wouldn't see me for dust.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 16, 2005
    #55
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    dwb Guest

    you'd stoop to kicking sand in his eyes?
     
    dwb, Jun 16, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    I think it's the other person that would have to stoop.
     
    Muck, Jun 16, 2005
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    porl Guest

    Was it on a track with no corners that needed learning?
     
    porl, Jun 16, 2005
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  19. Whinging Courier

    Lozzo Guest

    porl says...
    Yes
     
    Lozzo, Jun 16, 2005
    #59
  20. Whinging Courier

    porl Guest

    No.
     
    porl, Jun 16, 2005
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