It's tough being a biker in Canada

http://www.thetoque.com/040504/canadian_bikers.htm

I feel sorry for winter bikers sometimes...

 

Why does it say "CANADA'S SOURCE FOR BIKER HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE" in
the masthead?

 

That's because the person that owns the page wants it there. Thats why.
Just like you, when your wife or girlfriend has a baby... you get to name
it what your girlfriend or wife want you to name it... if you are smart that
is.

--
Dave
'87 Chevy Pick Up... (nice)
'75 Honda CB750 K5... (beautiful)
Quiet (stock exhaust)
Till you get on it... then she
"Sounds Like A Porsche"

 

But you'd think he would try to make it accurate, wouldn't you.

If I was smart we wouldn't have had the babies and I would have more bikes!

 

I still ahven't stopped laughing at this one

http://www.thetoque.com/030916/bcferry.htm

Any body from vancouver will reconize these little ferries.


--
Rob Gill
BCCOM Member
2001 Triumph Sprint RS rider.

Today's posting is brought to you by
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"What are we supposed to do, ride around with frickin' snow chains on our
Harleys?" asked Sid "The Spider" Arachion. "Studded winter bike tires? Yah,
that may give us some traction, but it doesn't help when Old Man Winter is
blowing a 35 degree wind-chill factor into my crotch."



Canadian bikers are resigned to spending most of their spare time working on
their hawgs in garages, as realistically, there are only two or three weeks
of decent biking weather available to them in mid-July.


see metrics do not need the constant work to keep them running.

Phyloe

 

"Terrence, my exhaust sounds like it just farted!"

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

http://www.thetoque.com/040120/aluminumwarships.htm

"Canada has also been experimenting with aluminum submarines, but they
haven't been able to get them to submerge"



--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

.... i agree, especially when it's 86* out at 6:30pm !!!

 

I know it says it's a parody page but this: "While the city of
Whitehorse boasts over a million residents, " is kind of out there.
The total population of the Yukon is only around 30,000.

 

aluminum is very flamable lol

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Chris Griffiths

Really?

<wanders off to workshop, plays torch flame on aluminium for an hour or
two>

It got a bit melty[1], but didn't burst into flame. Odd that.

Perhaps I should have tried aluminium filings. Maybe with some iron ones
too. WOOOOOOOH!


[1] Well, quite a lot melty if you're being picky.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You don't recognise the quote, then?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

It's from a book, FFS. He's a Septic. They don't read.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

<sigh> Bush /must/ win. It's the only way we can be certain of the
destruction of the US.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Patience, my boy, patience.

"This too shall pass".

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse: the entire US subsumed in cleansing
flame. All the higher life forms swept away. Nothing left but dust and
fundamentalists...

Bugger.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "P.Roehling"

Deserts spread. The book was written decades ago.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Lichen, Joshua trees etc.

 

I think you mean fahhted, eh.

And the article says:

"And your leather chaps aren't exactly a viable winter alternative. And because
it makes them look like "prissy little snow bunnies" they refuse to wear parkas
or ski jackets when they ride."
</quote>

Sounds like being afraid of appearing less machismo keeps them from taking
advantage of modern technology. So... look like a "snow bunny" and ride it, or
just stay in and bitch about the weather. Thier choice.

JC
03 flhtcui land yacht
BS# (pending) DOF-yep