It's tight, but it fits!

The Blingmobile in the newly extended workshop, that is...

This evening a little minor fettling was required, so I thought I'd
check the beast fits in the available work area. And it does. Just.

http://www.eaton.me.uk/bling/

Warm, it is. And dry. And well lit.


(Note to electrical safety Nazis, yes the sockets will get rewired and
attached to the wall soon. And of *course* I'll be having them checked
for part P compliance. At vast expense. Oh yes. Honest.)

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You are Jessie Mach, AICM5F badly filmed stunts.

 

Phew.

I thought you'd been watching WC's video performance at first.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

I'm saving that treat for when I'm pissed and haven't eaten recently.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Wicked Uncle Nigel amazed us all with this pearl
of wisdom:

It's definitely better in the morning.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, JackH

By the Miracle Of The InterWeb Thingy, and courtesy of Fotoman (cheers
matey!) the photos have been de-Carmichealed, and you can now see stuff
in them.

Marvellous.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Not really... it was more an obscure reference to the fact that, going by
the first piccie, you apparently have something along the lines of
Streethawk for a bike, m'lud, Jessie Mach being the name of the lead
character that rode said machine in said shit series.

 

Or not. BLING3, 4 and 5 are, at the time of typing, not found.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, JackH

Oh right. You knew that. Fucking weirdo...

<googles>

"Street Hawk is an All-Terrain Attack Motorcycle, designed to fight
urban crime. Its capable of speeds up to 300mph and has immense
firepower."

Yeah, that sounds pretty similar.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Statto

Try a refresh, They should all now have "x" suffixes on the basename.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Marvellous indeed. Except I'd have a word with the Konkrete Krew -
some of the walls appear to be some what on the piss. Or is that down
to the photographer being in a similar state?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Statto

<hic>

What? They look fine to me.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Statto says...

You can't blame me for that, I was too busy getting ill.

 

<fx: considers post based around the GVW of Blingmobile and Sultan of
Bling>

<fx: considers Bear's comment. Thinks "fuckit">

Maybe it's the foundations settling.

Oh, just had an SMS from Mr Keith Ettle. Something about Le Creuset
adding a new colour to their portfolio.

 

the cont known as Statto says...

Each section in its own right is perfectly straight. How they were
bolted together is another matter altogether.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel

What's that gauge down on the rh of the Bling fairing? Pedestrian
counter?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon

It's the air suspension pressure gauge. The accompanying five buttons
are to select front or rear suspension, test the pressure, and increase
(using the onboard compressor) or decrease the pressure.

The dial only illuminates, and the buttons are only enabled, when it's
in neutral. The orange sector indicates the acceptable range for the
front suspension, the green sector the same for the rear.

God, I *love* this bike.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel

Fucksake. LOL.

 

Lawks. My workshop is tidier and has safer looking wiring.

What were the odds of that...

 

The amazing thing is the way I didn't notice it at first. It's perfect
adaptive camouflage.