It's sad, really.

well, he could if he didn't already live somewhere shite up North.

 

In this bit of London that might just buy you a terraced property, if you're
very very lucky, otherwise it'll be a poshed up apartment for you. The
detached pads on my street are fetching the best part of £2 million each
these days, and the fuckers still sell! (Who the **** buys them? Bolloxed if
I know).

 

ITYWF that when the estate agent comes by to measure up they'll count the
rooms and advertise your property as they find it (well they'll jazz it up
and lie a bit).

 

But you would need full body armour if you ever wanted to take it walkies.

 

I *knew* I should have bought somewhere else......


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Pah. I shall be purchasing some research material related to that
subject, this very afternoon.

The fact that said material will probably have a picture of a
well-endowed brunette on the cover is of no relevance whatsoever.

 

What? On the subject of well-endowed brunettes? What can they tell me
that I don't already know?

 

Phone numbers?

 

Ah-hah!

I'll get me notebook.

 

Oh, I see.

I'm not sure. It'd probably involve Morris dancing, or something.

It'd take more than that to make me put bells on me legs and wave a
hankie around.

 

No, that just sounds bloody sensible.

 

Champ, you don't need period features already installed in your house,
luv - you *are* them. ;o)

HTH, HAND, etc.

 

Ouch!

 

Your choice, surely?

His choice, surely?

100k for a 5 bed house? Christ you *must* live in a dodgy area

So, let me get this right - everyone with a better life than you is a
bastard?

 

*nice*

I'll not retaliate, on account of your condition.

 

"It's just *so* not fair!!!!"

 

Good point, well made.

 

Well it sort of came about when I ended up with a commercial projection
TV unit from a Blue Movie Cinema in Guildford. (No movies) in about
1994.
It was designed to give an 10 x 8 foot screen size.
I'd use it at summer parties projecting on an old sheet sprayed with
satin finish white emulsion hung on the side of the house when it wasn't
in the house cinema. I'd put lots of sound with it and show MTV or
something similar. Pink Floyd concerts went down well.

 

So... that'll just leave you... and Des?

 

How romantic.