It's sad, really.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by AndrewR, Jan 20, 2004.

  1. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    I'm all excited about a prospective new purchase, which I'm sure is
    something that happens to us all from time to time.

    Unfortunately it's not a new bike or computer or fancy toy or even a car
    that I'm excited about ... it's a house.

    I don't know what's happened to me - in the past my criteria for assessing a
    property in which I may live has been - does it have 4 walls, a roof and a
    garage? However Lisa and I went to see a place on Saturday and it absolutely
    fucking rocks.

    I think that one of the reasons I like it is that it's huge - 4 storeys, 6
    double bedrooms, 1 single bedroom, 2 full size bathrooms, a shower room, 2
    kitchens and a weird little triangular storage room. It also has a double
    garage with a first floor workshop area. Should be just about big enough
    for the 3 of us, plus the dog.

    Anyway, amazingly, I had an on-topic question to tag at the end of this - my
    main concern is that the garage is basically a converted barn and is about
    80m from the house. Anybody know of a good remote alarm type package that
    would be easy to wire in, would preferably run off batteries (the garage
    doesn't have mains at the moment, but it would be getting installed) and
    would be good enough to keep the scrotes out whilst not giving me a 3am
    wake-up every time a mouse farts in the garage?

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    AndrewR, Jan 20, 2004
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    Preston Kemp Guest

    I can recommend the Response alarms, available from your local Homebase
    etc. Wireless, battery operated sensors, solar powered bell box. Had
    mine for must be 10 years now, no false alarms, & the bell box is still
    on it's original battery.

    All the usual door sensors/PIR's etc are available, as well as booster
    boxes (mains powered only afaik) to increase the range.
     
    Preston Kemp, Jan 20, 2004
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    Sparkes Guest

    80m is a long way for a radio alarm system to be reliable. With my friends
    stables we placed an alarm in the building with one of those high power
    emergency spot lights that was pointed at his bedroom window. when the
    alarm went off it lit up his room.

    The best way is to try and run a wire from the garage to the house, but if
    you are going to do that then you might as well fit the power in at the same
    time
     
    Sparkes, Jan 20, 2004
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    mups Guest

    It's called "approaching middle aged". You'll be lusting over Fiat
    Multipla's next.
    6 Double bedrooms! You could open a hotel or a brothel, have your own harem
    the possibilities are endless. Double garage with workshop sounds very
    nice.
     
    mups, Jan 20, 2004
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    Klaatu Guest

    Is it on www.rightmove.co.uk ?
     
    Klaatu, Jan 20, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    The way it's laid out is that one of the kitchens and one of the bathrooms,
    plus two of the double bedrooms, are at the basement level (which has a
    courtyard and it's own front garden - there's a little bridge going over
    this garden to reach the main front door) and form a completely
    self-contained flat. So, if we wanted to, we could rent out the flat - of
    course that would leave us a bit short of space ... we'd have to make the
    single bedroom (which we've got ear-marked for a library) into the second
    study and make one of the double rooms a guest room.

    I haven't looked at the garage yet, that's on the next visit, but I think
    it's basically a converted barn. From the outside it certainly looked like
    it had plenty of space - I'm sure we've got 3 bedroom semi's on our estate
    that aren't as big :)


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    AndrewR, Jan 20, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    It is, although they don't seem to be able to count bedrooms.

    Trust me, I've been around it, and there are more than 5.

    http://tinyurl.com/32zbm


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    AndrewR, Jan 20, 2004
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    Alan.T.Gower Guest

    Hmmmmm, pipe and slippers time?
    All for £157.50?

    Your dog.

    HTH
     
    Alan.T.Gower, Jan 20, 2004
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    CT Guest


    Nice. Although now sort I wish I hadn't looked at the price.

    *depressed*
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    CT, Jan 20, 2004
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    flashgorman Guest

    Are you sure the estate agent didn't take you round next door as well.
    They're sneaky bastards you know.
     
    flashgorman, Jan 20, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    Well, as long as the scrote who tries to nick my bike is either seriously
    allergic to dog saliva or a postman, that will be fine then. Anybody else
    is going to get a few licks and a very sad, "Please feed me" look.


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    AndrewR, Jan 20, 2004
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    Klaatu Guest

    Klaatu, Jan 20, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    Hmmm, that _would_ explain the corridor with the infinitely high ceiling.


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    Lozzo Guest

    AndrewR said...
    Only a double garage?

    Pikey.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 20, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    darsy, Jan 20, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    Yes, I think we'd all gladly pay that sort of money to have 350 miles
    between us and you.

    However, it appears that the difference in price between the house I'm
    looking at and a 6 bedroom place in London is upwards of a million quid,
    rather than 160 grand and, secondly, the house is in Ryton, not Prudhoe. I
    mean, good lord, that's not even in Northumberland.


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    darsy Guest

    You're looking in the wrong part of london. My place was only slightly
    more than the one you're looking at (2 years ago, admittedly), and
    despite being in London, it's a fairly large 4 bedroom terrace.

    You don't actually *need* a 6 bedroom house though, do you?
     
    darsy, Jan 20, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    There's a _right_ part of London?
    It's been a busy 2 years on the house market, though, hasn't it? My current
    house has more than doubled in value in that time.
    Yes ...

    1. Bedroom for Lisa and I.
    2. Bedroom for Emma.
    3. Study for me.
    4. Study for Lisa.
    5. Guest room.
    6. Play room for Emma.
    7. Library.

    OK, the library may be a slight indulgence, but everything else is strictly
    must have :)


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    AndrewR, Jan 20, 2004
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    dwb Guest

    Why does she need a playroom? Can't she play in her bedroom?

    You get the workroom as your study...
     
    dwb, Jan 20, 2004
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    Slider Guest

    Yeah, you could buy a nice flat for that price elsewhere in the country.
     
    Slider, Jan 20, 2004
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