It's probably too late..

I think I've lost the plot and gone all Continental.

It appears to have started when I bought the K100, it got worse when I
decided I needed a motard and I lost it a bit more by fitting a chair
to the K100. I thought I'd reached the bottom of the pit when I traded
the KTM in for a Tenere but yesterday I probably went too far...

I now own a Furygan leather jacket and all that's left is to start
smoking Gauloise cigarettes.

Should I seek help before I start reading Tin Tin books?

 

You're beyond help I'm afraid[1], suicide is the only answer. Leave the
10R keys with Adie & I'll collect it at the weekend.

[1] For reasons too numerous to mention.

 

"Ah ham nat a mann, ah ham Banweek"

 

You've never owned a litre class sports bike have you? You'd probably
be better off starting off with something like a gixxer then go for a
10R.

You're probably right on that one.

 

Gauloises are jolly decent cigarettes. I smoked them from the time they stopped making Sullivans
until I had to give up due to heart trouble. Perhaps there's a connection; I never thought about it
before....
If you want to be really French you need to try Gitanes.

 

I'm morally hurt. you could at least said plura, ie pick them up.

<left on the shelf in preference to a 10R>

*sobs*
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If you stick to Joe Bar Team books it should be ok.
When you start on Tin Tin you'll be smoking a pipe.

 

You had your chance when I was toying with the idea of selling mine
but you weren't ready for one.

I'll torment you by letting you take it for a blast when you come down
to collect your leathers.

 

I don't think it's anything to worry about unless you start craving waffles
covered in chocolate or insist that chips are served with half a litre of
mayonnaise.

 

No but you need to get the 10R restricted for the true french
experience!

Boxerboy

 

I already like waffles (and crepes) but no way am I pouring man fat on
my chips.

 

Will you lot please pack it in - this stream of coincidences is
starting to freak me out. Gyp was talking earlier about the bikes he's
recently sold, what he's got now, & what he's thinking of getting,
which made me think about what I've owned, own, & should own at some
point. A modern litre sportsbike struck me as the obvious one to tick
off the list, although I think list-ticking is the only reason I'd want
one, iyswim.

Good plan, thanks for thinking of my welfare.

 

I wouldn't dream of boning a grieving widow in the first week[1]. You
can get the train down once you've finished with all the sobbing,
wailing shit.

[1] No-one can accuse me of not being a caring, thoughtful chap.

 

I though mayo on chips was a cloggie/belge thing? For the record, I
always put mayo on chips if it's available,

 

I picked up the habit while living in Germany.

 

Yes. That was the point. Do I need to explain it further?

Well, your gastronomic sophistication is legendary

 

Champ wrote:

Samurai sauce for me.

Spicy mayo. Yum.

 

Chips & English mustard for me.

 

Le Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:53:16 +0100, Eiron a écrit :

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