It's only a scratch...

Jon Sopel, BBC news anchor, binned his scooter on wet leaves. Adamant he
was not seriously injured, he got back on. Then decided it was a bit hurty
so diverted to A&E rather than Westminster for that speech. He'd broken his
hip. Silly, clumsy ****.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11602658

 

A million more scooterists to go.....

 

That's what going to a single sex school does for you.

 

Fucking wuss.
He should have gone on to finish his working day, take a night out on the
beer *then* go and ask for a medical opinion.

 

That's pretty much what I did when I broke *both* wrists (at the same time).

 

Charterhouse was (and is) co-ed, actually.... Eton and Harrow are the
last bastions of traditional public school homosexuality, I think.

 

Oi stoppit
Wot abaht the ones wiv ABS

 

Rubbish. There's loads. Claire Balding's alma mater, Downe House. Roedean
is similar and Winchester College is the oldest bastion of buggery.

 

doetnietcomputeren escribió:

I'll bet you've never had your legs torn clean off by a killer shark.

 

Not so that I've noticed, no.

 

doetnietcomputeren escribió:

"R: You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll wager those are legs that have
never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before
your very eyes.
E : Well, neither have yours.
R: That's where you're wrong [throws aside table showing his lack of legs] "

 

Sounds like something Monty Python or Black Adder would do.

 

Pikey establishment.

Good call. I forgotten about the girlies.

I thought Winchester had girls these days?

<Googles>

Evidently not.

 

doetnietcomputeren escribió:

Good reason for that.

 

I can't decide if that is one of the biggest whooshes in history, or a
meta whoosh.

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Would a smiley help?

 

Will it wash up?

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when I broke my collarbone I walked 4 miles home, had a few more
drinks, then when feeling a bit iffy in the morning, drove myself from
Bangor to Newtownards (where the nearest A&E was), having to change
gear with my right hand, as my left hand side upper body was pretty
much non-functioning.

And then I got annoyed when the doctor forbade me to drive home again.

 

Mine told me that I couldn't ride (I was #TWO) until the casts came
off. I took the word "couldn't" as a challenge and successfully proved
that indeed I could.

 

that sort of thing has to be done.

The silliest thing about my broken collarbone was they put me in a
sort of big sling thing, and I went on holiday two weeks later (to
Kavos on Corfu...go figure the situation), and I fell out of bed
shagging a bird and re-broke the thing - it would have been painful
had I not been pissed.