it's jinxed, I tell you

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by darsy, Feb 8, 2005.

  1. darsy

    dwb Guest

    Can't you, if you're really keen, just drill through the bolt?
     
    dwb, Feb 9, 2005
    #81
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  2. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    Easy to sort. Remote control plipper which shoots all the bolts, arms
    the Bomb, and releases the attack dogs.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 9, 2005
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy
    Go back out, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks, go round the back, check the locks, go round the front,
    check the locks...

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 9, 2005
    #83
  4. darsy

    Lady Nina Guest

    Ta muchly.
     
    Lady Nina, Feb 9, 2005
    #84
  5. darsy

    K Olley Guest

    Yes, and the screws as well, but it takes time and makes noise, the harder
    you can make it the more litely that the average scroat will just leave it
    alone and nick an easier target further down the road.


    --

    Kevin - Basildon
    XV535
    GPZ305 (her's)
    BOTAFOT#67 BOTAFOF#23
    OSOS#29
     
    K Olley, Feb 9, 2005
    #85
  6. darsy

    Eddie Guest

    "Smithers... release the hounds."
     
    Eddie, Feb 9, 2005
    #86
  7. darsy

    Verdigris Guest

    I don't think a thief would bother unscrewing them: more likely to use a
    pry bar. Except in films brute force is usually the preferred method.
     
    Verdigris, Feb 9, 2005
    #87
  8. darsy

    MattG Guest

    dwb says...
    Well, with the bolts I had in mind, you'd struggle. The metal is
    damned hard, and there is just a small dome protruding on the
    outside. You could grind the head off /fairly/ quickly, but that
    would be somewhat noisy and require either a power supply or a
    petrol driven grinder.

    By far the best idea would be internal hinges, imo.
     
    MattG, Feb 10, 2005
    #88
  9. darsy

    MattG Guest

    Colin Irvine says...
    Yeah, that would do it.

    My garage has a standard up and over door, as the house is rented
    I'm not inclined to undertake massive alterations. Having said that,
    the bike isn't in it at the moment, so it doesn't really matter.

    Madam's bike is in there, but that's suspended from the rafters with
    no front end, so I'm not too worried about that either.
     
    MattG, Feb 10, 2005
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  10. darsy

    Preston Kemp Guest

    Curiously enough I've been giving this a great deal of thought over the
    last few months, which has finally culminated in me applying for a
    patent for a new type of garage door lock. Once I get the initial
    search results back I'll get some prototypes made to send to Sold
    Secure for testing, & then either get a batch made to 'test the
    market', or try to get one of the DIY chains to take it on.

    It's designed specifically for those of us who need to be able to
    securely lock an up-and-over door from either side, & includes a built
    in ground anchor. I'll give more details when things have moved on a
    bit if anyone's interested. I'll probably be looking for a volunteer or
    two to try a prototype out as well.
     
    Preston Kemp, Feb 10, 2005
    #90
  11. darsy

    K Olley Guest

    I know of 2 cases, both were back garden gates, both had small unsecured
    bikes (50cc & 125cc) in back garden, both had padlocks and hasps suposedly
    securing gates.

    Ok they were not garages, but they were where noise could have been a
    problem.


    --

    Kevin - Basildon
    XV535
    GPZ305 (her's)
    BOTAFOT#67 BOTAFOF#23
    OSOS#29
     
    K Olley, Feb 10, 2005
    #91
  12. darsy

    Dan L Guest

    It doesn't have to be like that. Neither of my kids could be described as
    nightmares although there are plenty of little shits in the neighbourhood.
    They're too busy interbreeding in your town ;)

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
    BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Feb 10, 2005
    #92
  13. darsy

    Dan L Guest

    I tend to park at Gerrard Cross main line station when going into London.
    Always plenty of parking spaces, and only half an hour to Marylebone. Also,
    plenty of posh motors in the car park to divert the attention of any would
    be scrotes.

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Feb 10, 2005
    #93
  14. darsy

    darsy Guest

    lever.

    engage, disengage, whatever - I always get it the wrong way around.
     
    darsy, Feb 10, 2005
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  15. darsy

    darsy Guest

    Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
    [multibolt garage locking]
    actually, there's a thought - how much are servo-controlled bolts?

    any good websites for this sort of thing?

    I've ordered a passive IR dual-powered alarm with remote alarm sounder
    - that'll help.
     
    darsy, Feb 10, 2005
    #95
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    dwb Guest

    How long does it take from Bicester station?
     
    dwb, Feb 10, 2005
    #96
  17. darsy

    dwb Guest

    *waves* - so long as it doesn't require significant demolition to fit.
     
    dwb, Feb 10, 2005
    #97
  18. darsy

    dwb Guest

    You've left out checking the gas.
     
    dwb, Feb 10, 2005
    #98
  19. darsy

    darsy Guest

    do keep up - I cured myself of that ages ago.
     
    darsy, Feb 10, 2005
    #99
  20. It takes about an hour and 20 minutes.
    Unfortunately parking at Bicester is dire, and going from GX means I have to
    spend less time travelling with the great unwashed, hence my (admittedly,
    rather odd) predilection for travelling to GX then getting the train.
     
    oldbloke at work, Feb 10, 2005
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