It's in bits---now what do I do?

"Princess, I've just degreased a dismantled motorcycle engine in our lovely
dishwasher."

"I'll just phone Nigel's divorce lawyer, shall I?"

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

I wouldn't. Use the one my first wife used.

He's *good*.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

<snigger>
perhaps you should have held on tighter to the young thing

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

Bob Woolmer stylee?

Don't think it wasn't thought about.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

see, this shows the creative approach. wait 'til some minor problem occurs
with the wishdosher (I leave it up to you what sort of problem you
engineer)...

"Darling, that damned wishdosher is leaking again, I think we should get a
nice new one, look at these ones in Argos, they're really eco-freindly".

Then quitely remove the old one to the garage and plumb it in, fixing the
leak in the process...

 

Ours was already in the garage ... just needed 'creativity' to gain
exclusivity ...